The forum needs a little humor.

Surfs Up!

My new router is set-up with the iconic surf locations in Hawaii.

I'm currently surfing the Banzai Pipeline! And is amazingly fast...

It’s all in how you say it.
As pastor of the church was ending the service, he held up his hands to pray, the congregation fell silent. “Lord, we are but dust before you…”
And in the pastor’s quiet pause, you could hear a small child’s voice ask, “Daddy, what’s butt dust?”

Wayne

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO

Wayne

Wayne

An optimist says the glass half full

A pessimist says the glass half empty

An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Good morning little guy🙀

Wayne

My commissary is running out..... anyone wanna put some money on my books?

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley in Tucson for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
“Mike,” he replies.
“Mike what?’ the officer asks.
“Just Mike,” the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Mike, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Mike Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Mike Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Mike Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Mike Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Mike.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Wayne

Wayne