The forum needs a little humor.

Jzyskowski1

Me this morning trying for a ase😂

gonzer

USMC

My Wife's Observation .... Single vrs. Married

1630Boston

Oldhoopster

USMC

My Wife's Tax Tips

1630Boston

USMC

My Wife Mary Likes To Give Advice

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

1630Boston

1630Boston

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USMC

My Wife's Sarcasm

USMC

Halloween Is Coming - Who Wants To Go Trick Or Treating With My Wife .....

1630Boston

1630Boston

Announcers Tear Into Sorority Girls At A Baseball Game
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https://youtu.be/4URj2bICgQM

hammer1

USMC

A couple years ago, a friend had given me a box of about 500 stick
people stickers that included adults, kids and animals.
I like going to the big shopping centers, looking for cars with the
stick people on them, and I add a kid or two and/or a pet ....

acsb

@USMC said:
Want to spook your neighbors - I had a little fun doing this
Al Varelas / USMC

CIA_Safehouse_08 for me.

WAYNEAS

One more before I go to bed.

Wayne

Jzyskowski1

Good night 💤

Steven59

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@hammer1 said:

Oh Jeez - that pretty much sums up my life when I got married -

emeraldATV

My new Rossco automatic micro zapper app works like a singer.

USMC

Even Tho I Try My Best - I Just Cannot Win .....

drwstr123

WAYNEAS

Wayne

1984worldcoins

CoinJunkie

So, I'm considering moving to New Orleans and opening a coin shop specializing in Morgan dollar varieties. I'm going to call it VAM Down By The River.

marcmoish

USMC

1630Boston

1630Boston

marcmoish

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
The winners include:
-Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
-Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
-Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
-Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
-Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

ONaRoll

So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

1630Boston

habaraca

DEFINITION OF "SERVICE"

I became confused when I heard the word

" Service " being used with these agencies:

1, Internal Revenue "Service".

2, U.S. Postal "Service".

3, Telephone "Service".

4, Cable T.V. "Service".

5, Civil "Service".

6, State, City, County & Public "Service".

7, Customer " Service".

This is not what I thought "Service" meant.

But today I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "Service" a few cows.

BAM !!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those agencies are doing!

emeraldATV

@drwstr123 said:

CoinJunkie

@1630Boston said:
"I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it to roll up a joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again."

Are you getting all of these out of some book? If so, please tell me the name of it so I don't accidentally buy it!
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(Just kidding, they're amusing)

CoinJunkie

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QE Guy

emeraldATV

@1630Boston said:
"I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it to roll up a joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again."
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I'm building a roach hotel...

but I forgot the directions.

1630Boston

I'm building a roach hotel..
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USMC

I used to like to go to the Dollar Store and purchase a bag of little
rubber snakes (10 to a bag) and go to the farmers market and the
grocery store and stick them in the lettuce then step back a little
and watch the reaction of people ....

BuffaloIronTail

Pete

braddick

hammer1

braddick

USMC

I do the best I can to make my wife happy - but sometimes I cannot win ....
This was one of her not happy days - pictured are actual structures she has now

Jzyskowski1

Family just got back from out of towner. Chocolate coins for grandpa 🤠