It’s all in how you say it.
As pastor of the church was ending the service, he held up his hands to pray, the congregation fell silent. “Lord, we are but dust before you…”
And in the pastor’s quiet pause, you could hear a small child’s voice ask, “Daddy, what’s butt dust?”
An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley in Tucson for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
“Mike,” he replies.
“Mike what?’ the officer asks.
“Just Mike,” the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Mike, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Mike Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Mike Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Mike Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Mike Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Mike.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Sorry, guess you have to understand cats! I understood they scratched all my furniture and woodwork, Spent all my time feeding just to spend more money on litter, and then got a dog instead!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Tiss the season...Meeoowwww.
Don't doubt that!!
Surfs Up!
My new router is set-up with the iconic surf locations in Hawaii.
I'm currently surfing the Banzai Pipeline! And is amazingly fast...
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet, and a 2 L's is a beast of burden, then what is a three L Lama?
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A big fire in Boston
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It’s all in how you say it.
As pastor of the church was ending the service, he held up his hands to pray, the congregation fell silent. “Lord, we are but dust before you…”
And in the pastor’s quiet pause, you could hear a small child’s voice ask, “Daddy, what’s butt dust?”
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
These are great!
Thanks
BHNC #203
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
An optimist says the glass half full
A pessimist says the glass half empty
An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Hot Dogs ? Again ?
Ding, ding.
Cat burger please.
Please no litter, please !
Put that back right now !
Okkk, but witch one ?
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happy saturday!
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Cheers, LanceO
Good morning little guy🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
First of the month. October is different than last year. Yes your correct
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
My commissary is running out..... anyone wanna put some money on my books?
How bout I bake you a cake with a file in it????????
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley in Tucson for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
“Mike,” he replies.
“Mike what?’ the officer asks.
“Just Mike,” the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Mike, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker replies, “It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Mike Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Mike Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Mike Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Mike Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Mike Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Mike.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Here is one for you @1630Boston
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
I’m going to check the tracking . Sez Tennessee
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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what good will it do you when you're inverted, chained and strapped to the rack?!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Sorry, guess you have to understand cats! I understood they scratched all my furniture and woodwork, Spent all my time feeding just to spend more money on litter, and then got a dog instead!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU!
- Jim
Have I told you guys the one about the 12 inch pianist and the genie that's hard of hearing?
Something from my wife ....
Coinsof1984@martinb6830 on twitter
Coinsof1984@martinb6830 on twitter
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...