Why the CIA hires women . .The test results:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill her."
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
**
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
**
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard one after another.
Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
People will trust a loaf of bread off the shelf with just a twist tie, but they insist on at least two layers of tamper-resistant seals for any product they put on that bread.
More Of My Wife's Sarcasm ......
"I am really getting tired of people sending me messages telling me to forward
it to 10 of my friends or I may experience some bad luck, so my grave marker
will read as follows"
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
One year a friend dressed as the Marshmello man. To go door to door.
It' was very cool and receptive from the neighbors.
Sheer stockings covered her whole body being tight to contour the shape.
Shaving cream was then applied to complete the look.
It was a cold night with many timely adjustments and cans.
The Amazon van is the ice cream truck for adults. Heck, at this point Jeff Bezos should consider having the vans play a catchy tune as they drive through the neighborhood so adults come out to get their own packages.
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Why the CIA hires women . .The test results:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill her."
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
**
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
**
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard one after another.
Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Cheers, RickO
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@ricko She's hired
This Is My Motto ....
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That's happened a few times in our area. Atlanta Bread is one of the more famous incidents.
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My Wife's Executive Decision ......
Quite the bargain if you ask me!!
But nobody charged for the answer.............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Well... I think I'm getting close.
What ?
Oh ...Forgot. Sry.
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My Wife Graduated High School In 1968 & She Still Talks About It
I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
People will trust a loaf of bread off the shelf with just a twist tie, but they insist on at least two layers of tamper-resistant seals for any product they put on that bread.
More Of My Wife's Sarcasm ......
"I am really getting tired of people sending me messages telling me to forward
it to 10 of my friends or I may experience some bad luck, so my grave marker
will read as follows"
“Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.”
Follow me for more tips.
Minding my own business .. sitting in a recliner eating chips and salsa, naked ..and Walmart has the nerve to call the police.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Don't walk up my new steps, Pigpen.
Lucy, its not funny. I'm trapped now.
I don't have out house privliges inside.
One year a friend dressed as the Marshmello man. To go door to door.
It' was very cool and receptive from the neighbors.
Sheer stockings covered her whole body being tight to contour the shape.
Shaving cream was then applied to complete the look.
It was a cold night with many timely adjustments and cans.
Can you handle this ?
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
peacockcoins
Pete
Out of my way badger .
Quality Control on a quest testing,
how to find salt, in salteen's memories on the savanna trail.
Teenagers ?
"Roll out the barr...." Keg and don't forget the dispencer.
Message From My Wife ....
The Beetles crossing Abbey Road.
Such a sour vintage with out cork.
BOO !
Quick note to self............
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VTAdlareme is emeraldATV spelled backwards
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Interesting 🤔. As the world turns 🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
The Amazon van is the ice cream truck for adults. Heck, at this point Jeff Bezos should consider having the vans play a catchy tune as they drive through the neighborhood so adults come out to get their own packages.
Both ways.
Don't forget to carry your sled to the top!
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Life is roadblocks. Don't let nothing stop you, 'cause we ain't stopping. - DJ Khaled