The forum needs a little humor.

WAYNEAS · August 16, 2021 6:28AM

Wayne

marcmoish · August 16, 2021 7:23AM

It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the corner bar but it's a 35-minute walk from the corner bar to my house. The difference is staggering.

ricko · August 16, 2021 9:11AM

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice,
"I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.......
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock......
The guy leaned over and whispered,
"I study Law, and I know how to screw people.........."

Cheers, RickO

WAYNEAS · August 16, 2021 10:00AM

Wayne

1630Boston · August 16, 2021 11:10AM

.I did not eat your sandwich
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1630Boston · August 16, 2021 1:33PM

Jzyskowski1 · August 16, 2021 2:10PM

Just got this email offer $250 for 1 oz. of silver. I thought that was funny 😄

hammer1 · August 16, 2021 5:16PM

ms70 · August 16, 2021 6:13PM

@hammer1 said:

I'd show up with a big jingling key ring and bang my cart into stuff.

ifthevamzarockin · August 16, 2021 10:03PM

ifthevamzarockin · August 16, 2021 10:04PM

Oldhoopster · August 17, 2021 6:00AM

marcmoish · August 17, 2021 6:08AM

If you think that you’re smarter than the previous generation… 50 years ago the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

WAYNEAS · August 17, 2021 6:26AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · August 17, 2021 6:29AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · August 17, 2021 6:40AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · August 17, 2021 6:53AM

Wayne

1630Boston · August 17, 2021 7:27AM

Is this @ErrorsOnCoins ??
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telephoto1 · August 17, 2021 7:49AM

braddick · August 17, 2021 9:04AM

1630Boston · August 17, 2021 9:08AM

hammer1 · August 17, 2021 9:25AM

bearcave · August 17, 2021 9:41AM

@1630Boston said:
Is this @ErrorsOnCoins ??
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?

BuffaloIronTail · August 17, 2021 10:03AM

Pete

Smudge · August 17, 2021 3:50PM

@marcmoish said:

If you think that you’re smarter than the previous generation… 50 years ago the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

That means you are smarter.

QE Guy · August 17, 2021 4:18PM

marcmoish · August 17, 2021 5:40PM

bearcave · August 18, 2021 1:15AM

@bearcave said:

@1630Boston said:
Is this @ErrorsOnCoins ??
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?

I get it!! 🤣

emeraldATV · August 18, 2021 2:39AM

That's gonna hurt.
Not the sharpest knife in the house.

emeraldATV · August 18, 2021 2:47AM

Is that my shuttle by chance ?

emeraldATV · August 18, 2021 2:59AM

I got a close AM !

WAYNEAS · August 18, 2021 6:41AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · August 18, 2021 6:43AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · August 18, 2021 6:53AM

Wayne

BuffaloIronTail · August 18, 2021 7:06AM

Pete

marcmoish · August 18, 2021 7:07AM

Question: Do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs?
Answer: Depends.

1630Boston · August 18, 2021 7:08AM

WAYNEAS · August 18, 2021 7:11AM

Wayne

1630Boston · August 18, 2021 7:15AM

Oldhoopster · August 18, 2021 7:27AM

hammer1 · August 18, 2021 8:16AM

Steven59 · August 18, 2021 10:51AM

~I’m on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.

~Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent

~I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute …

~I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

~I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

~I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

~My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.

~I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

~I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test ... same thing.

1630Boston · August 18, 2021 11:47AM

Steven59 · August 18, 2021 4:36PM

WAYNEAS · August 18, 2021 5:30PM

@Steven59 said:

Because it takes an engineer to really mess things up.
Wayne

PerryHall · August 18, 2021 5:37PM

@Steven59 said:

It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.

thefinn · August 18, 2021 8:22PM

@PerryHall said:

@Steven59 said:

It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.

That’s plausible, except that it is elevated to make the loop, then descends.

emeraldATV · August 18, 2021 10:06PM

THERE IT IS !
The red lazy ball?
It can’t be bitten. It can’t be played with. It doesn’t feel a pounce, or fear.
And it's absolutely allowed all over the house. It even controls humans funny bone.
TO THE CAT CAVE...

ifthevamzarockin · August 18, 2021 10:36PM

1Mike1 · August 18, 2021 11:30PM

@thefinn said:

@PerryHall said:

@Steven59 said:

It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.

That’s plausible, except that it is elevated to make the loop, then descends.

Looks like its elevated to clear the railroad below it then brings everything back down to grade. Or up depending on which direction you're traveling.

The forum needs a little humor.

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