A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice,
"I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.......
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock......
The guy leaned over and whispered,
"I study Law, and I know how to screw people.........."
If you think that you’re smarter than the previous generation… 50 years ago the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
If you think that you’re smarter than the previous generation… 50 years ago the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
~I’m on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
~Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent
~I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute …
~I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
~I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
~I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
~My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
~I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
~I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test ... same thing.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.
That’s plausible, except that it is elevated to make the loop, then descends.
THERE IT IS !
The red lazy ball?
It can’t be bitten. It can’t be played with. It doesn’t feel a pounce, or fear.
And it's absolutely allowed all over the house. It even controls humans funny bone.
TO THE CAT CAVE...
It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.
That’s plausible, except that it is elevated to make the loop, then descends.
Looks like its elevated to clear the railroad below it then brings everything back down to grade. Or up depending on which direction you're traveling.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the corner bar but it's a 35-minute walk from the corner bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice,
"I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.......
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.
Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock......
The guy leaned over and whispered,
"I study Law, and I know how to screw people.........."
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
.I did not eat your sandwich
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Just got this email offer $250 for 1 oz. of silver. I thought that was funny 😄
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
I'd show up with a big jingling key ring and bang my cart into stuff.
If you think that you’re smarter than the previous generation… 50 years ago the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Is this @ErrorsOnCoins ??
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RIP Mom- 1932-2012
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Pete
That means you are smarter.
I get it!! 🤣
That's gonna hurt.
Not the sharpest knife in the house.
Is that my shuttle by chance ?
I got a close AM !
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
Question: Do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs?
Answer: Depends.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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~I’m on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
~Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent
~I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute …
~I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
~I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
~I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
~My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
~I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
~I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test ... same thing.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Because it takes an engineer to really mess things up.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
It was designed this way because the road would have been too steep if it took that direct route. The road is less steep by extending the length of the road with the loop.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
That’s plausible, except that it is elevated to make the loop, then descends.
THERE IT IS !
The red lazy ball?
It can’t be bitten. It can’t be played with. It doesn’t feel a pounce, or fear.
And it's absolutely allowed all over the house. It even controls humans funny bone.
TO THE CAT CAVE...
Looks like its elevated to clear the railroad below it then brings everything back down to grade. Or up depending on which direction you're traveling.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown