They should have ended it with "you know what I'm sayin?".
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#LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
I recently started seeing a therapist. She began our first session
by setting half a glass of water in front of me. She then asked if I
was an optimist or a pessimist. I picked up the glass, drank the
water, and told her I was a problem solver.
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday. So today
the driver stopped by and knocked on our door just to see if we
were OK.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually really
mad.
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me.
- Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.
- Genesis 3:10
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Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
My friend said that he didn’t understand what cloning was.
I said that makes two of us.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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I grade this slab M.S. - 70 brown Yummy.... if served correctly a FH on each glass or mug!
Cheers..
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"That's why I wander and follow La Vie Dansante"
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Pete
In Ireland that is not considered a “proper” Guinness.
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
I dont live in Ireland ....but I'm 50% Irish and 50% Welsh 2nd generation like burgerking ill have it my way.
"That's why I wander and follow La Vie Dansante"
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This may be the worst first post ever. Welcome!!
agreed I was wondering about this, and did emit a little giggle to myself.
here is proof for his grandchildren or for the ages.
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Anyhow welcome sir.
You just have to like this one😂
Lafayette Grading Set
Rock, Paper, Scissors ?
WHAT ?
But Mom, It's only Football.
Huston you have a parking problem.
The only problem there is that is not a haystack. More like a hay roll.
Seriously what is going on?
They should have ended it with "you know what I'm sayin?".
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A method currently used to get me to stop collecting worthless lowball Ike dollars:
peacockcoins
I recently started seeing a therapist. She began our first session
by setting half a glass of water in front of me. She then asked if I
was an optimist or a pessimist. I picked up the glass, drank the
water, and told her I was a problem solver.
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday. So today
the driver stopped by and knocked on our door just to see if we
were OK.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually really
mad.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
So does that mean that everyone who agreed, liked, and LOL'ed was a farm kid?
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
(So does that mean that everyone who agreed, liked, and LOL'ed was a farm kid?)
Can't speak for anybody else but I was. Kinda still am with a huge garden and 14 ducks (for pest control in the garden and their eggs, NOT meat)
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Presenting our fearless leader?😂
Wouldn’t buy a used car from this guy but overpriced coins You betcha 🤓🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me.
- Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.
- Genesis 3:10