The optimist says the glass is half full
The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
I was in a taxi the other day in Orange County and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
Volley for first serve.
If it hits the ceiling still playable.
First to 21 wins, must win by 2.
If ball is damaged well that would really close up the game.
Ready ...Ahhhhh.!
A priest had a speaking parrot
One night when the priest went on vacation a burglar broke into his house. Trying to be as sneaky as possible he didn't used his flashlight. Suddenly he heard a voice say:" Jesus sees you!" He quickly turned on his flashlight and looked around. When he saw the parrot the parrot again said:" Jesus sees you!" The burglar asked the parrot:" Who are you little Buddy?" The parrot answered:" I'm Josef." The burglar laughed:" What idiot names his parrot Josef?" The parrot answered:" The same Idiot who named his pitbull Jesus."
1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo
Purported to be a George Carlin quote………” Have you ever noticed that people driving slower than you are morons and people driving faster than you are maniacs?”
Full disclosure - ok so here's the thing, this one has got to go poof, if even @bearcave has doubts about it, then it's gotta be really bad. I thought long and hard and decided to remove it.
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The optimist says the glass is half full
The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Only that they know what was being portrayed.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Poo ? She fell for it. I'm off today. Where's donkey ? I have your delivery.
Oooh...E'ore ? He's with Owl kite flying. Who's it today ?
Meanwhile, back at the hive. Where's Buzzard ?
Da beer is here !
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
I was in a taxi the other day in Orange County and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Just like a cat!!! 😉
RIP Mom- 1932-2012
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Pete
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
for those of an older age.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Volley for first serve.
If it hits the ceiling still playable.
First to 21 wins, must win by 2.
If ball is damaged well that would really close up the game.
Ready ...Ahhhhh.!
Advertising milk spots?🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
$319 I can buy a tenth oz. gold eagle 🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
That’s a pretty big kitty? Looks like a cross hybrid 🙀🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
This guy is going down. It’s gonna be a rough ride to the jailhouse 😂
I asked my wife if I were the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
1st mistake -
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A priest had a speaking parrot
One night when the priest went on vacation a burglar broke into his house. Trying to be as sneaky as possible he didn't used his flashlight. Suddenly he heard a voice say:" Jesus sees you!" He quickly turned on his flashlight and looked around. When he saw the parrot the parrot again said:" Jesus sees you!" The burglar asked the parrot:" Who are you little Buddy?" The parrot answered:" I'm Josef." The burglar laughed:" What idiot names his parrot Josef?" The parrot answered:" The same Idiot who named his pitbull Jesus."
Teacher: What do you do after school?
1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo
You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Purported to be a George Carlin quote………” Have you ever noticed that people driving slower than you are morons and people driving faster than you are maniacs?”
Yeah, guilty as charged. LOL
Full disclosure - ok so here's the thing, this one has got to go poof, if even @bearcave has doubts about it, then it's gotta be really bad. I thought long and hard and decided to remove it.
I have a delivery for a... Miss Pam Dora ?
Instructions for unwrapping are attached to the package.
DPOTD-3
'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
CU #3245 B.N.A. #428
Don
I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.