A guy isn't feeling well. After many days and a battery of tests, the doctor comes in and says, "I've got some bad news. You have cancer and it has spread. Most likely, you only have 6 months to live." The guy was in disbelief. Shocked! When he composed himself he asked the doctor in desperation what he could do. "Any treatments? Any specialists? There has to be something I can do!"
The doctor said, "well it's pretty advanced. Are you religious?" The man answered he hasn't ever been that much of a believer. The doctor said, "I would suggest you join the Mormon church. Get involved. I mean REALLY get engaged. Do all you can and volunteer for everything you can possibly do as a member of a local Mormon church." The man asked, "will this extend my life?" Doc says: No, but it will be the longest six months of your entire life.
Being a little older, I am fortunate to have someone call and check
on me daily. He asks me how I'm doing, and is very concerned
about my car warranty.
Arguing with a woman is like reading a Software License
Agreement.... In the end, you just ignore everything and click "I
agree."
Next time you're at the pet store buy a bag of bird seed. When you
get to the cashier, calmly ask, "How long does it take for the birds
to grow once I plant them?"
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out
with gas or a boat paddle.... It was an ether/oar situation.
That's not a tag sir, its a staple.
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Just in case she's studying to be a RN.
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Score ?
Ludwig van Beethoven 's Symphony started with wood knock. Correct ? A cheeky fellow at that.
And the Chase is on....
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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already answered into the future................
I'm fat but identify as skinny. Does that mean I'm trans-slender?
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RIP Mom- 1932-2012
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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DisneyLand, DisneyWorld, ... DisneyStan
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
Cheers, RickO
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If it's a foot path, maybe they don't want too much of an incline...
My YouTube Channel
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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
A guy isn't feeling well. After many days and a battery of tests, the doctor comes in and says, "I've got some bad news. You have cancer and it has spread. Most likely, you only have 6 months to live." The guy was in disbelief. Shocked! When he composed himself he asked the doctor in desperation what he could do. "Any treatments? Any specialists? There has to be something I can do!"
The doctor said, "well it's pretty advanced. Are you religious?" The man answered he hasn't ever been that much of a believer. The doctor said, "I would suggest you join the Mormon church. Get involved. I mean REALLY get engaged. Do all you can and volunteer for everything you can possibly do as a member of a local Mormon church." The man asked, "will this extend my life?" Doc says: No, but it will be the longest six months of your entire life.
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Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
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May be a chick flick, but still my favorite film of all time. I'm man enough to admit it.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Being a little older, I am fortunate to have someone call and check
on me daily. He asks me how I'm doing, and is very concerned
about my car warranty.
Arguing with a woman is like reading a Software License
Agreement.... In the end, you just ignore everything and click "I
agree."
Next time you're at the pet store buy a bag of bird seed. When you
get to the cashier, calmly ask, "How long does it take for the birds
to grow once I plant them?"
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out
with gas or a boat paddle.... It was an ether/oar situation.
That's not a tag sir, its a staple.
...........................................................................................................................................................................................
Just in case she's studying to be a RN.
Oh, hello Eve.
You ready ? It's only a lap top.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
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RIP Mom- 1932-2012
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NO LIE - - This is my wife and son, communicating !!!
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here is one of my top ten ever.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...