A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me.
- Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.
- Genesis 3:10
The optimist says the glass is half full
The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
I was in a taxi the other day in Orange County and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
Volley for first serve.
If it hits the ceiling still playable.
First to 21 wins, must win by 2.
If ball is damaged well that would really close up the game.
Ready ...Ahhhhh.!
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
So does that mean that everyone who agreed, liked, and LOL'ed was a farm kid?
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
(So does that mean that everyone who agreed, liked, and LOL'ed was a farm kid?)
Can't speak for anybody else but I was. Kinda still am with a huge garden and 14 ducks (for pest control in the garden and their eggs, NOT meat)
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Presenting our fearless leader?😂
Wouldn’t buy a used car from this guy but overpriced coins You betcha 🤓🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home,
but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me.
- Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.
- Genesis 3:10
The optimist says the glass is half full
The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Only that they know what was being portrayed.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Poo ? She fell for it. I'm off today. Where's donkey ? I have your delivery.
Oooh...E'ore ? He's with Owl kite flying. Who's it today ?
Meanwhile, back at the hive. Where's Buzzard ?
Da beer is here !
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
I was in a taxi the other day in Orange County and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Just like a cat!!! 😉
RIP Mom- 1932-2012
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Pete
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
for those of an older age.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Volley for first serve.
If it hits the ceiling still playable.
First to 21 wins, must win by 2.
If ball is damaged well that would really close up the game.
Ready ...Ahhhhh.!
Advertising milk spots?🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
$319 I can buy a tenth oz. gold eagle 🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
That’s a pretty big kitty? Looks like a cross hybrid 🙀🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
This guy is going down. It’s gonna be a rough ride to the jailhouse 😂
I asked my wife if I were the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
1st mistake -
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"