@CoinJunkie said: @panexpoguy asked me to post his "ANA Show Report #2 - Arriving at the Show":
He has been banned so he won't see this unless he's lurking.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?’
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.’
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?’
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.’
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?’
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?’
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
The devil is in the details….
During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”
There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.
“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”
The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.
“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”
Wayne
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, here in Montana the Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, backpackers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears:
“We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so that the bears are not startled unexpectedly by a human's presence. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear poop and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and has little bells in it.”
A guys wife sends a text him saying...
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
So he texted back...
"Who's Valerie?!"
The wife answered...
"Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."
He replied...
"Oh ok....because I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?!"
The wife, who is taken aback, texted...
"What??! Where are you?!"
He responded....
"Near the grocery store."
The wife then texted....
"Wait, I’m coming right now!"
About 10 minutes later his wife sends a message stating...
"I’m at the store, where are you?!"
He replied...
"I’m at work. Now that you’re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
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Kennedys are my quest...
Nothing like that personal touch to keep your customers happy!
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Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I appreciate you posting this, I literally had forgotten about today being the day to order these and this post reminded me. I got 3 Peace dollars!
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I guess this is important info, just not in my backyard
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@panexpoguy asked me to post his "ANA Show Report #2 - Arriving at the Show":
He has been banned so he won't see this unless he's lurking.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?’
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.’
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?’
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.’
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?’
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?’
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
Cheers, RickO
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A. Fire starter sends foolish smoke.
B. Not fire Broken Horse.
A. Dust Storm ? Stampede ? Aqua Net can ?
B. What is can ?
A. It's a twister!!!!
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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just stopped by to drop this off. enjoy!
A Public Service Message from Boris Karloff:
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
Hey Doc!
I found your cat !
She was in your hat chewing on the label.
Pete
Walt !
In The Hall of Presidents, the Lincoln bot, has a screw loose . Never mind it's a grounding post.
Keeping with the sock theme.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
The devil is in the details….
During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”
There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.
“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”
The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.
“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, here in Montana the Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, backpackers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears:
“We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so that the bears are not startled unexpectedly by a human's presence. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear poop and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and has little bells in it.”
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A guys wife sends a text him saying...
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
So he texted back...
"Who's Valerie?!"
The wife answered...
"Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."
He replied...
"Oh ok....because I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?!"
The wife, who is taken aback, texted...
"What??! Where are you?!"
He responded....
"Near the grocery store."
The wife then texted....
"Wait, I’m coming right now!"
About 10 minutes later his wife sends a message stating...
"I’m at the store, where are you?!"
He replied...
"I’m at work. Now that you’re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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