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  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @marcmoish said:

    Save business cards of people you don’t like.
    If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

    Follow me for more tips!

    Where did you get the Amazon business card ?

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I also found a new icon for the forum posts.
    I just can't stop laughing,
    Ready...?
    I salute you all !

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @WAYNEAS said:

    @ricko said:
    Being former Navy, this one made me laugh.... Cheers, RickO

    You have made me laugh again. USN 1970
    Wayne

    Your not getting off that easy.

  • 1630Boston
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • 1630Boston
    1630Boston Posts: 14,157 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • WAYNEAS
    WAYNEAS Posts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • USMarine6
    USMarine6 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @hammer1 said:
    Today's riddle for seniors...

    Here is the situation
    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
    On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
    On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
    Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
    Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

    What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

    ..............


    Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
    You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...

    Open a zoo?

  • WAYNEAS
    WAYNEAS Posts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • Hydrant
    Hydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @1630Boston said:

    BROKEN NOSE

  • Aotearoa
    Aotearoa Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @PerryHall said:
    @Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

    This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

    Smitten with DBLCs.

  • USMarine6
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    @ricko said:

    Cheers, RickO

    Hey Ricko did you know the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy?

  • ricko
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    @USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... :D Cheers, RickO

  • USMarine6
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    @ricko said:
    @USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... :D Cheers, RickO

    Yep it's called the men's department. Lol

  • ricko
    ricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @USMarine6.... SALUTE!!!! Cheers, RickO

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Speaking of all that.
    Were getting back into the swing of things.
    Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

  • Oldhoopster
    Oldhoopster Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Attumra thanks for cleaning up your post.

    IMO, this is a nice thread that gives me a chuckle. I would really hate to see it closed for inappropriate posts

    Member of the ANA since 1982
  • logger7
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    A tale of two wolves

    A grandfather was passing on wisdom to his grandson, telling him
    about the two wolves that live and fight within each of us.
    "One wolf is Evil. He is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
    greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride,
    superiority and egotism.
    "The other wolf is Good. He is joy, peace, hope, serenity, humility,
    kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion
    and love."
    The grandson thought for a while, then asked, "Which wolf wins?"
    His grandfather replied, "The one you feed."

  • WAYNEAS
    WAYNEAS Posts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • selling3
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    edited March 30, 2021 9:24AM
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    @Attumra said:

    @Aotearoa said:

    @PerryHall said:
    @Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

    This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

    I understand there is a group that don't like me so let this be my last post! you! Hope it brightens your day?

    Someone needs a hug?

  • Hydrant
    Hydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 28, 2021 12:53PM
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    Oh, well.

  • habaraca
    habaraca Posts: 2,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    What a JOKE.........................

  • thefinn
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    @emeraldATV said:
    Speaking of all that.
    Were getting back into the swing of things.
    Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

    Forrest Gump moment.

    thefinn
  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Shut the front door"

    "It is"!

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