Now I know why I wasn't catching Striped Bass when I first started fishing for them. I was using the wrong bait. Clearly I should have been using dollar bills...
@SkyMan said:
Now I know why I wasn't catching Striped Bass when I first started fishing for them. I was using the wrong bait. Clearly I should have been using dollar bills...
Strippers of that size I would use as bait for tuna or LobSTA.
Wayne
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
@ricko said:
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus
#LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
A guy wins the big Powerball lottery.
A reporter asks him, “What are you going to do with the money?”
He replies, “I am going to spend the first half on women and fast cars.”
“What about the second half?”
“Oh, I am going to blow that.”
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
“Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is.."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?
May have been posted before, cannot recall though. Cheers, RickO
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NO pun intended but I will pass on those Ass sauces.lol
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Your tangerines are not ripe yet
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Now I know why I wasn't catching Striped Bass when I first started fishing for them. I was using the wrong bait. Clearly I should have been using dollar bills...
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You are quite correct @WAYNEAS
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Strippers of that size I would use as bait for tuna or LobSTA.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Only someone from Meffa would say LobSTA
@WAYNEAS
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you would be correct, sir!
Wayne
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This is a STRIPER off Cape Cod
@WAYNEAS
Sorry, edited to say 'STRIPER' not 'STRIPPER"
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Although, I prefer our New England Large Mouth Bass
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They are bigger in Boston Harba, lol
Wayne
Edited to say: Nice Stripper.
Kennedys are my quest...
Where is @ErrorsOnCoins when we need fishing advice?
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I guess not funny but here are striped bass from the Cape Cod Canal
https://youtu.be/LB6HVArIf0Q
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Ah, no thanks, I'll just have some toast,,,,,
Louis Armstrong
Louis Armstrong
So, that's a ChicKlit?
Fishing huh ?
Where's all my ones I've been saving for the money tree.
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I always wondered what a baby Jackalope looked like.
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That dance is obscene.
Cheers, RickO
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
Cheers, RickO
hahaha I knew this one would have a great ending.
Saw this headline today:
Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus
Found this coin in my change, turns out it is a rare variety. I got offered $2 millions
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Cheers, RickO
"That's why I wander and follow La Vie Dansante"
Brother,
It is not a dance.
In my defense, it could be a last dance.
That reminds me...It's Prom season
No Prom ???????
So what....Take your date to watch the ducks bowling by the lake, pond or park. Footloose and fancy the free part.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A guy wins the big Powerball lottery.
A reporter asks him, “What are you going to do with the money?”
He replies, “I am going to spend the first half on women and fast cars.”
“What about the second half?”
“Oh, I am going to blow that.”
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
“Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is.."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?
May have been posted before, cannot recall though. Cheers, RickO
Not posted before that I know of!!
And, it is great!!
Kennedys are my quest...
Kennedys are my quest...
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
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nice one @BuffaloIronTail
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Faster Dad. Faster!
- Jim
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News headline:
Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus
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