I am still laughing about the lady on the phone fishing that @hammer1 posted, who got a bite, became quite interested, stood up, but then dropped her phone in the water, broke her pole in half, threw her chair in the lake, and stormed off. I sure wish it had audio to go with it.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Removed the Gooder guy, yikes, thanks, switched to this blond gem
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
@ricko said:
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
“Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is.."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?
May have been posted before, cannot recall though. Cheers, RickO
I definitively can recall that I don't recall remembering.
While I have enjoyed the diversion of this thread from time to time, this is my first contribution.
Many here likely remember the joke pages that were located at the end of each issue of Boy's Life." One of the popular features in the 1990s were "Tom Swifties."
"Tom Swifties" had their origin from the "Tom Swift" series that were published in the early 1900s. Here are two of the "Tom Swift" books retrieved from my grandparent's ranch house back when I was a child. I offer them here for their historical precedent:
And here are some of the "Tom Swifites" that in the 1990s made it to the Boy Scout magazine's "Think and Grin" humor pages:
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Cheers, RickO
The rare 1971-S $1 Reverse of 1879:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/1971-United-States-EISENHOWER-UNCIRCULATED-SILVER-DOLLAR-COIN/294107204762?hash=item447a27cc9a:g:wBwAAOSwP0ZgbNgr
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Half and Half I believe
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Cheers, RickO
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I am still laughing about the lady on the phone fishing that @hammer1 posted, who got a bite, became quite interested, stood up, but then dropped her phone in the water, broke her pole in half, threw her chair in the lake, and stormed off. I sure wish it had audio to go with it.
National Commemorative Medals of the U.S. Mint:
https://www.pcgs.com/setregistry/u-s-coins/medals-tokens/national-commemorative-medals-united-states-mint-1940-present/alltimeset/195526
Louis Armstrong
Shrinkage ?
I got a tiger in my coin.
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Easy way to fix that. Did you get a soda?
A Bic lighter would be more fun. Just sayin'.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
peacockcoins
VersaDiaper - the video I help make back in the 1980's
Yes it is about Coin Collecting!
Removed the Gooder guy, yikes, thanks, switched to this blond gem
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Liked what she was wearing LOL
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
@marcmoish Please resist the temptation.
Smitten with DBLCs.
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
The neighbor kid shot me with a plunger dart.
It bounced off, but not the plunger part.
Chicks dig it though. No, I'm not gonna show you.
I definitively can recall that I don't recall remembering.
peacockcoins
what exactly does it take to slow kids down?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o35O9Tg4CtU
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Cheers, RickO
While I have enjoyed the diversion of this thread from time to time, this is my first contribution.
Many here likely remember the joke pages that were located at the end of each issue of Boy's Life." One of the popular features in the 1990s were "Tom Swifties."
"Tom Swifties" had their origin from the "Tom Swift" series that were published in the early 1900s. Here are two of the "Tom Swift" books retrieved from my grandparent's ranch house back when I was a child. I offer them here for their historical precedent:
And here are some of the "Tom Swifites" that in the 1990s made it to the Boy Scout magazine's "Think and Grin" humor pages:
Worm ?
I think it looks like a little big man's footstep.
What ? A small zincger ?
Ok, the critter fooled me.
It's a slug bug.
Coinsof1984@martinb6830 on twitter
Every wonder…
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you, and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
110 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Pete