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  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @1630Boston said:

    "You said a mouth full"
    "They must be the farm cleaned and caught kind".
    Yee Ha !

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Now that's respect. (insect (spellcheck ?)
    Coming to a drive in near you ! Tis the season.

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @1630Boston said:
    Only someone from Meffa would say LobSTA :)
    @WAYNEAS
    .

    Someone say, "catch of the day"?

  • 1630Boston1630Boston Posts: 13,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 3, 2021 10:40PM

    "Captain "? "We need more power"

    Don't look at me, we just started.
    I do believe your in the wrong movie... pip, pip.
    ( FYI, same coin only with cut and paste)

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm just here for the soup.

  • hammer1hammer1 Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ricko said:

    Cheers, RickO

    amen

  • BJandTundraBJandTundra Posts: 387 ✭✭✭✭

    **For those of you who remember Jack Paar and the "Tonight Show".
    **
    An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final preparations to move.

    When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occurred to her that she had not seen a “W.C.” [water closet, a euphemism for toilet] around the place. So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a “W.C.” around. The [Swiss] schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the [Swiss] parish priest if he could help in the matter. Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters “W.C.,” and the only solution they could find for the letters was “Wayside Chapel.” The schoolmaster then wrote to the English lady the following note:

    Dear Madam:
    I take great pleasure in informing you that the W.C. is situated nine miles from the house you occupy, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and it is open on Sunday and Thursday only. As there are a great number of people and they are expected during the summer months, I would suggest that you come early: although there is plenty of standing room as a rule. You will no doubt be glad to hear that a good number of people bring their lunch and make a day of it; while others who can afford to go by car arrive just in time. I would especially recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday when there is a musical accompaniment. It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I can remember the rush there was for seats. There were ten people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one. It was wonderful to see the expression on their faces. The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy resident of the district. It rings every time a person enters. A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats for all the people, since they feel it is a long felt need. My wife is rather delicate, so she can’t attend regularly. I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you if you wish, where you will be seen by all. For the children, there is a special time and place so that they will not disturb the elders. Hoping to have been of service to you, I remain,
    Sincerely,
    The Schoolmaster

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  • BuffaloIronTailBuffaloIronTail Posts: 7,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 5, 2021 8:01AM

    Hey @ricko. Even elephants have trouble with jams.

    Pete

    "I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon
  • WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,701 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @1630Boston said:

    So you have prepared yourself for the final journey: You put yourself into the trash, are about to get trashed and later put out with the trash.
    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 5, 2021 12:21PM

    This setup looks familiar to anyone here?

    Talk about climbing the steps to relieve the pressure.

  • thefinnthefinn Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @hammer1 said:

    Only a woman would be on the phone while fishing.

    thefinn
  • thefinnthefinn Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @hammer1 said:

    Only a woman would be on the phone while fishing.

    thefinn
  • wevwev Posts: 150 ✭✭✭

    @thefinn said:

    @hammer1 said:

    Only a woman would be on the phone while fishing.

    At the local lake every day and see it all the time. Always men.

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bugs Bunny:
    Queweekedink

    Definition :>./example

    Profile photo.

  • mannie graymannie gray Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @wev said:

    @thefinn said:

    @hammer1 said:

    Only a woman would be on the phone while fishing.

    At the local lake every day and see it all the time. Always men.

    I am fortunate enough to have a lake within a 5 minute's walk.
    I see guys on phones all the time while fishing.
    Does anyone go anywhere or do anything without the damn things?

  • thefinnthefinn Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @mannie gray said:

    @wev said:

    @thefinn said:

    @hammer1 said:

    Only a woman would be on the phone while fishing.

    At the local lake every day and see it all the time. Always men.

    I am fortunate enough to have a lake within a 5 minute's walk.
    I see guys on phones all the time while fishing.
    Does anyone go anywhere or do anything without the damn things?

    I do. I leave it home half the time. I guess I am addicted to something else. I am not a "Wally".

    thefinn
  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Cheers, RickO

  • WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,701 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Oldhoopster said:
    Reminds of some posts on the forums

    That is great.
    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

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