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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @marcmoish said:

    Save business cards of people you don’t like.
    If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

    Follow me for more tips!

    Where did you get the Amazon business card ?

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I also found a new icon for the forum posts.
    I just can't stop laughing,
    Ready...?
    I salute you all !

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @WAYNEAS said:

    @ricko said:
    Being former Navy, this one made me laugh.... Cheers, RickO

    You have made me laugh again. USN 1970
    Wayne

    Your not getting off that easy.

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    1630Boston1630Boston Posts: 13,774 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

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    1630Boston1630Boston Posts: 13,774 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

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    WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

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    USMarine6USMarine6 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @hammer1 said:
    Today's riddle for seniors...

    Here is the situation
    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
    On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
    On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
    Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
    Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

    What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

    ..............


    Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
    You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...

    Open a zoo?

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    WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

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    HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @1630Boston said:

    BROKEN NOSE

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    AotearoaAotearoa Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @PerryHall said:
    @Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

    This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

    Smitten with DBLCs.

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    USMarine6USMarine6 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ricko said:

    Cheers, RickO

    Hey Ricko did you know the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy?

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    rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... :D Cheers, RickO

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    USMarine6USMarine6 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ricko said:
    @USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... :D Cheers, RickO

    Yep it's called the men's department. Lol

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    rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @USMarine6.... SALUTE!!!! Cheers, RickO

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Speaking of all that.
    Were getting back into the swing of things.
    Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

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    OldhoopsterOldhoopster Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Attumra thanks for cleaning up your post.

    IMO, this is a nice thread that gives me a chuckle. I would really hate to see it closed for inappropriate posts

    Member of the ANA since 1982
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    logger7logger7 Posts: 8,244 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A tale of two wolves

    A grandfather was passing on wisdom to his grandson, telling him
    about the two wolves that live and fight within each of us.
    "One wolf is Evil. He is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
    greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride,
    superiority and egotism.
    "The other wolf is Good. He is joy, peace, hope, serenity, humility,
    kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion
    and love."
    The grandson thought for a while, then asked, "Which wolf wins?"
    His grandfather replied, "The one you feed."

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    WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Wayne :)

    Kennedys are my quest...

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    selling3selling3 Posts: 166 ✭✭✭
    edited March 30, 2021 9:24AM

    @Attumra said:

    @Aotearoa said:

    @PerryHall said:
    @Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

    This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

    I understand there is a group that don't like me so let this be my last post! you! Hope it brightens your day?

    Someone needs a hug?

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    HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 28, 2021 12:53PM

    Oh, well.

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    habaracahabaraca Posts: 1,971 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What a JOKE.........................

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    thefinnthefinn Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @emeraldATV said:
    Speaking of all that.
    Were getting back into the swing of things.
    Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

    Forrest Gump moment.

    thefinn
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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Shut the front door"

    "It is"!

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