Save business cards of people you don’t like.
If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.
Here is the situation
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
..............
Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...
Here is the situation
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
..............
Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...
@Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
A grandfather was passing on wisdom to his grandson, telling him
about the two wolves that live and fight within each of us.
"One wolf is Evil. He is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride,
superiority and egotism.
"The other wolf is Good. He is joy, peace, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion
and love."
The grandson thought for a while, then asked, "Which wolf wins?"
His grandfather replied, "The one you feed."
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.edit, I must need a beer. I haven’t had any alcohol in 10 years, but I guess I need to “follow the science”.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Cheers, RickO
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
So this is my world.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Where did you get the Amazon business card ?
I also found a new icon for the forum posts.
I just can't stop laughing,
Ready...?
I salute you all !
Your not getting off that easy.
"Silver Dollar Collection."
https://youtu.be/cGV4maedjoo
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Today's riddle for seniors...
Here is the situation
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
..............
Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...
Open a zoo?
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Cheers, RickO
The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...
But he hesitated.
Cheers, RickO
The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”
I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”
Cheers, RickO
@Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
BROKEN NOSE
This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.
Smitten with DBLCs.
Hey Ricko did you know the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy?
@USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp....
Cheers, RickO
Yep it's called the men's department. Lol
@USMarine6.... SALUTE!!!! Cheers, RickO
Speaking of all that.
Were getting back into the swing of things.
Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
@Attumra thanks for cleaning up your post.
IMO, this is a nice thread that gives me a chuckle. I would really hate to see it closed for inappropriate posts
A tale of two wolves
A grandfather was passing on wisdom to his grandson, telling him
about the two wolves that live and fight within each of us.
"One wolf is Evil. He is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride,
superiority and egotism.
"The other wolf is Good. He is joy, peace, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion
and love."
The grandson thought for a while, then asked, "Which wolf wins?"
His grandfather replied, "The one you feed."
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
Someone needs a hug?
Oh, well.
What a JOKE.........................
Forrest Gump moment.
"Shut the front door"
"It is"!