The forum needs a little humor.

hammer1 · March 25, 2021 2:04PM

Smudge · March 25, 2021 2:43PM

.edit, I must need a beer. I haven’t had any alcohol in 10 years, but I guess I need to “follow the science”.

Lazybones · March 25, 2021 2:46PM

hammer1 · March 25, 2021 3:39PM

ricko · March 25, 2021 3:56PM

Cheers, RickO

Lazybones · March 25, 2021 6:01PM

Lazybones · March 25, 2021 6:03PM

Lazybones · March 25, 2021 6:03PM

Lazybones · March 25, 2021 6:04PM

Oldhoopster · March 25, 2021 6:09PM

WAYNEAS · March 25, 2021 6:44PM

So this is my world.
Wayne

emeraldATV · March 25, 2021 9:49PM

@marcmoish said:

Save business cards of people you don’t like.
If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

Follow me for more tips!

Where did you get the Amazon business card ?

emeraldATV · March 25, 2021 10:50PM

I also found a new icon for the forum posts.
I just can't stop laughing,
Ready...?
I salute you all !

emeraldATV · March 26, 2021 2:21AM

@WAYNEAS said:

@ricko said:
Being former Navy, this one made me laugh.... Cheers, RickO

You have made me laugh again. USN 1970
Wayne

Your not getting off that easy.

1630Boston · March 26, 2021 3:59AM

"Silver Dollar Collection."
.
https://youtu.be/cGV4maedjoo

1630Boston · March 26, 2021 4:03AM

1630Boston · March 26, 2021 4:04AM

Oldhoopster · March 26, 2021 5:11AM

1630Boston · March 26, 2021 5:12AM

WAYNEAS · March 26, 2021 9:19AM

Wayne

1630Boston · March 26, 2021 11:39AM

dpoole · March 26, 2021 11:55AM

hammer1 · March 26, 2021 4:44PM

Today's riddle for seniors...

Here is the situation
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

..............

Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...

USMarine6 · March 26, 2021 7:03PM

@hammer1 said:
Today's riddle for seniors...

Here is the situation
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

..............

Get off the merry-go-round and go home;
You're too darn old to ride one of these... and you have had enough excitement for one day...

Open a zoo?

1630Boston · March 27, 2021 4:57AM

WAYNEAS · March 27, 2021 6:57AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · March 27, 2021 7:24AM

Wayne

ricko · March 27, 2021 8:13AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · March 27, 2021 8:15AM

The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...
But he hesitated.

Cheers, RickO

ricko · March 27, 2021 8:21AM

The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”
I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”

Cheers, RickO

PerryHall · March 27, 2021 11:36AM

@Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

Hydrant · March 27, 2021 11:47AM

@1630Boston said:

BROKEN NOSE

Aotearoa · March 27, 2021 2:40PM

@PerryHall said:
@Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

USMarine6 · March 27, 2021 2:55PM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

Hey Ricko did you know the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy?

ricko · March 27, 2021 3:22PM

@USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... Cheers, RickO

USMarine6 · March 27, 2021 3:47PM

@ricko said:
@USMarine6.... Absolutely....They made sure we knew that in Boot Camp.... Cheers, RickO

Yep it's called the men's department. Lol

ricko · March 27, 2021 6:51PM

@USMarine6.... SALUTE!!!! Cheers, RickO

emeraldATV · March 27, 2021 11:50PM

Speaking of all that.
Were getting back into the swing of things.
Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

1630Boston · March 28, 2021 4:51AM

1630Boston · March 28, 2021 4:51AM

Oldhoopster · March 28, 2021 5:35AM

@Attumra thanks for cleaning up your post.

IMO, this is a nice thread that gives me a chuckle. I would really hate to see it closed for inappropriate posts

logger7 · March 28, 2021 6:27AM

A tale of two wolves

A grandfather was passing on wisdom to his grandson, telling him
about the two wolves that live and fight within each of us.
"One wolf is Evil. He is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride,
superiority and egotism.
"The other wolf is Good. He is joy, peace, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion
and love."
The grandson thought for a while, then asked, "Which wolf wins?"
His grandfather replied, "The one you feed."

WAYNEAS · March 28, 2021 7:01AM

Wayne

BuffaloIronTail · March 28, 2021 7:49AM

Pete

selling3 · March 28, 2021 12:13PM

@Attumra said:

@Aotearoa said:

@PerryHall said:
@Attumra Are you trying to get this thread shut down? Please delete your post.

This is the second time for @Attumra. Time to go.

I understand there is a group that don't like me so let this be my last post! you! Hope it brightens your day?

Someone needs a hug?

Hydrant · March 28, 2021 12:33PM

Oh, well.

hammer1 · March 28, 2021 1:36PM

habaraca · March 28, 2021 7:51PM

What a JOKE.........................

thefinn · March 28, 2021 8:14PM

@emeraldATV said:
Speaking of all that.
Were getting back into the swing of things.
Showing off is a wonderful thing and goose bumps are free.

Forrest Gump moment.

emeraldATV · March 28, 2021 9:23PM

"Shut the front door"

"It is"!

The forum needs a little humor.

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