The forum needs a little humor.

emeraldATV · February 11, 2021 11:15PM

@ifthevamzarockin said:
@mannie gray "If I were you I would send it to @emeraldATV ."

What?!?!? And give away my only chance at fame & fortune?!?

I'm gonna sell it to Hansen.

I have an Idea. "@Mfield" might like it ?

ifthevamzarockin · February 11, 2021 11:22PM

@emeraldATV

Everyone laughed at my rare error quarter. Who's laughing now? I sold it to Hansen.

Check my "Thank You" thread.

emeraldATV · February 12, 2021 3:09AM

"Can you see it, Can ya" ?

"Will you hush up, and get a grip...I'm trying to.

1984worldcoins · February 12, 2021 3:57AM

a funny helmet:

1630Boston · February 12, 2021 4:15AM

marcmoish · February 12, 2021 8:03AM

this one just reminded me of one of the Ralph Kramden episodes, just not sure which one

In time for Valentine’s Day, a husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he strode purposefully into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law'.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will put on soothing music, wash my back, and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your a-- cremated."

SkyMan · February 12, 2021 10:07AM

ricko · February 12, 2021 10:50AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · February 12, 2021 10:52AM

Cheers, RickO

hammer1 · February 12, 2021 12:27PM

Can I have an Amen?

1630Boston · February 12, 2021 2:56PM

Oldhoopster · February 12, 2021 6:03PM

@hammer1 said:
Can I have an Amen?

AMEN!

I wish I could give multiple lols

1630Boston · February 12, 2021 7:07PM

ricko · February 13, 2021 3:44AM

Cheers, RickO

pocketpiececommems · February 13, 2021 11:39AM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

That's a good one. But you might find a few pieces of change at that distance.

Bruce7789 · February 13, 2021 12:04PM

CCGGG · February 13, 2021 4:02PM

RonB · February 13, 2021 5:54PM

emeraldATV · February 13, 2021 11:14PM

I told my wife I bought a new smart TV with HD.

"What".
Happy VD

1984worldcoins · February 14, 2021 2:33AM

Oldhoopster · February 14, 2021 9:09AM

marcmoish · February 14, 2021 10:03AM

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to a therapist for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married, on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."

ricko · February 14, 2021 2:48PM

Cheers, RickO

dpoole · February 14, 2021 3:13PM

ricko · February 14, 2021 4:57PM

Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, dark hair, and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Cheers, RickO

WAYNEAS · February 14, 2021 6:44PM

@ricko said:

Quack quack Quack
I guess my wife must have stepped on on duck here on earth. lol

dpoole · February 14, 2021 9:21PM

ifthevamzarockin · February 14, 2021 9:43PM

thefinn · February 14, 2021 10:17PM

@dpoole said:

When Dodge/Plymouth introduced the Neon, these were listed as "Aerobic Window opening devices."

emeraldATV · February 14, 2021 11:19PM

Pizza: 101
Ok, ...like, it has to have pepperoni.

amwldcoin · February 15, 2021 5:09AM

I'm beginning to think you are tripping when viewing your pictures! I can never make heads or tails of them.

@emeraldATV said:
Pizza: 101
Ok, ...like, it has to have pepperoni.

marcmoish · February 15, 2021 9:19AM

How it starts

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.

BuffaloIronTail · February 15, 2021 10:36AM

Pete

Oldhoopster · February 15, 2021 3:38PM

WAYNEAS · February 15, 2021 7:50PM

@WAYNEAS said:

@ricko said:

Quack quack Quack
I guess my wife must have stepped on on duck here on earth. lol

adding to my above comment
"she" must have kicked a goose in the rear as I am bald also. lol

emeraldATV · February 16, 2021 3:30AM

@amwldcoin said:
I'm beginning to think you are tripping when viewing your pictures! I can never make heads or tails of them.

@emeraldATV said:
Pizza: 101
Ok, ...like, it has to have pepperoni.

Knock, Knock,
Who's There ?
Deville Pizza !
Mom ?
My mom said to leave it on the picnic table.
The money is in the mail box and you can keep it.

1630Boston · February 16, 2021 5:12AM

I see it too @emeraldATV

1630Boston · February 16, 2021 5:43AM

CCGGG · February 16, 2021 8:14AM

Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"

Sir: "like winning an argument with my wife."

Waiter: "Rare it is!"

pocketpiececommems · February 16, 2021 8:15AM

Last Place—-A guy entered a marathon. He trained hard but really wasn’t very fast. Soon after the race started he found himself in last place. He felt embarrassed. The man who was in front of him, second to last, was making fun of him. He said, Hey ,buddy, how does it feel to be last?
Finally he could take no more. “You really wanna know?” He asked. Then he dropped out of the race. Problem solved. 😅

1630Boston · February 16, 2021 8:18AM

alexerca · February 16, 2021 8:27AM

@ifthevamzarockin said:
Parking lot find! A half penny!

Wow! The next new BST , "Is this an "error" coin?

1630Boston · February 16, 2021 8:30AM

ricko · February 16, 2021 8:40AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · February 16, 2021 8:57AM

Cheers, RickO

WAYNEAS · February 16, 2021 9:06AM

showed up on FB so I thought I would share

hammer1 · February 16, 2021 10:40AM

1630Boston · February 16, 2021 11:14AM

Bruce7789 · February 16, 2021 1:08PM

OOOPPPPSSS!

Bruce7789 · February 16, 2021 1:31PM

The forum needs a little humor.

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