this one just reminded me of one of the Ralph Kramden episodes, just not sure which one
In time for Valentine’s Day, a husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he strode purposefully into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law'.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will put on soothing music, wash my back, and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your a-- cremated."
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to a therapist for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married, on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, dark hair, and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Last Place—-A guy entered a marathon. He trained hard but really wasn’t very fast. Soon after the race started he found himself in last place. He felt embarrassed. The man who was in front of him, second to last, was making fun of him. He said, Hey ,buddy, how does it feel to be last?
Finally he could take no more. “You really wanna know?” He asked. Then he dropped out of the race. Problem solved. 😅
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I have an Idea. "@Mfield" might like it ?
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this one just reminded me of one of the Ralph Kramden episodes, just not sure which one
In time for Valentine’s Day, a husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he strode purposefully into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law'.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will put on soothing music, wash my back, and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your a-- cremated."
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Cheers, RickO
Can I have an Amen?
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AMEN!
I wish I could give multiple lols
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Cheers, RickO
That's a good one. But you might find a few pieces of change at that distance.
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I told my wife I bought a new smart TV with HD.
"What".
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to a therapist for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married, on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
Cheers, RickO
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, dark hair, and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Cheers, RickO
Quack quack Quack
I guess my wife must have stepped on on duck here on earth. lol
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Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
When Dodge/Plymouth introduced the Neon, these were listed as "Aerobic Window opening devices."
Pizza: 101
Ok, ...like, it has to have pepperoni.
I'm beginning to think you are tripping when viewing your pictures!
I can never make heads or tails of them.
How it starts
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.
Pete
adding to my above comment
"she" must have kicked a goose in the rear as I am bald also. lol
Kennedys are my quest...
Knock, Knock,
Who's There ?
Deville Pizza !
Mom ?
My mom said to leave it on the picnic table.
The money is in the mail box and you can keep it.
I see it too @emeraldATV
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Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir: "like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Last Place—-A guy entered a marathon. He trained hard but really wasn’t very fast. Soon after the race started he found himself in last place. He felt embarrassed. The man who was in front of him, second to last, was making fun of him. He said, Hey ,buddy, how does it feel to be last?
Finally he could take no more. “You really wanna know?” He asked. Then he dropped out of the race. Problem solved. 😅
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Wow! The next new BST , "Is this an "error" coin?
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
showed up on FB so I thought I would share
Kennedys are my quest...
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