The forum needs a little humor.

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The first blonde answers, 'That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!'
The policeman says, 'Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile.' Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes them picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!'
The policeman angrily responds, 'What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?' He quickly adds'...think hard before giving me a stupid answer.'
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,'Hmmmm.. the suspect wears contact lenses.'
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an interesting answer ... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.'
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. 'Wow! I can't believe it ... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?'
'That's easy,' the blonde replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.'

Confucius say;
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

Cheers, RickO

Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together.

The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one.

At around 1 am, Earl wakes up suddenly: “Johnny, what you think you’re doing?!”

Johnny: “My hands are cold, I was just warming 'em between these two pillows.”

Earl: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"

Cheers, RickO