Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I suspected all along, that, despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude.
“I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20-something behind me.
“Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother for Christmas.”
When I was 8 years old we had a rather heavy snow one night. My 2 brother ans I decided after breakfast to walk through this open field with about 3 feet of snow covering it. Our objective was to be the 1st one to find this open seser grating which was about a 3 x 4 foot opening somewhere in the open field. We all went in different directions and after about 15 minutes my brothers discovered that i was no where to be seen. They panicked and ran to get dad. As they returned to the field dad heard this faint sound "get me out of here - it sticks down here. Dad ran quickly towards my yelling and found me yelling and yes, I was crying. As dad pulled me out of the sewer he found out that i smelled as bad as the sewer. He quickly told us that we would never do this again. He then began to roll me in the 3 feet of snow until the snow was black and I was a little off white. I learned at an early age that winning is not what it is cracked up to be!
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I've seen cats do it. They start with the fingers.
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You've seen that? Yikes! I was just going by an episode of Lt. Kenda I saw.
Louis Armstrong
Yup.
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And eyes. The face is very tender.
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I suspected all along, that, despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude.
“I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20-something behind me.
“Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother for Christmas.”
Took a moment to get it.
Could you explain it to the rest of us?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
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Or perhaps just Perry and me 🤔
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Okay. Now I get it.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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I had to count. I’m very dense sometimes 🙀
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Considering I own this coin, you’d think I might have had a clue 😂
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Cheers, RickO
I find that hard to believe.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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The first smart phone
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
This one reminded me of this one, which I had an issue deciphering.
When I was 8 years old we had a rather heavy snow one night. My 2 brother ans I decided after breakfast to walk through this open field with about 3 feet of snow covering it. Our objective was to be the 1st one to find this open seser grating which was about a 3 x 4 foot opening somewhere in the open field. We all went in different directions and after about 15 minutes my brothers discovered that i was no where to be seen. They panicked and ran to get dad. As they returned to the field dad heard this faint sound "get me out of here - it sticks down here. Dad ran quickly towards my yelling and found me yelling and yes, I was crying. As dad pulled me out of the sewer he found out that i smelled as bad as the sewer. He quickly told us that we would never do this again. He then began to roll me in the 3 feet of snow until the snow was black and I was a little off white. I learned at an early age that winning is not what it is cracked up to be!
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Worcestershire sauce got it's name when Mr. Lea and Mr. Perrins tasted the mixture they created and said "What's this here sauce".
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Don't even wait to take the headphone off.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
So Much For Mr. Potato Head
Really?
Smitten with DBLCs.
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