A friend of mine went to his sister's house for Thanksgiving dinner. His mom was telling his sister she needed something at the store and she needed to get it right now. As his sister left for the store, she told mom to check to the turkey in the oven in 30 minutes, and after she left, the Mom opened the freezer and pulled out a cornish hen. She took the turkey out of the oven and shoved the cornish hen into the turkey. later after the sister got home she pulled out the turkey to carve it for dinner. However when she did she found the cornish hen and all heck broke out. Her mother started yelling "you just cooked a pregnant turkey". His sister starting crying and it took them the rest of the day to convince her that turkey lay eggs.
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I helped a friend rebuild his car engine one summer. I told him i knew nothing about car repairs. He was ok with it, as he knew what he was doing and just needed a gopher to bring him the parts. We finished with the weekend project mid sunday afternoon. He was rather happy with his finished rebuilt engine until I asked him what he wanted to do with the big bucket of nuts/bolts/etc.
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My 1st experience rebuilding a motor was helping a friend with his 1966 289 Mustang. There was only 1 piece we couldn't figure out that was left over. It was a thick waxy, rubbery rope looking thing. Well, we found out what it was when he cranked it and all the oil pumped right out on the ground. It was the rear main seal!
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I helped a friend rebuild his car engine one summer. I told him i knew nothing about car repairs. He was ok with it, as he knew what he was doing and just needed a gopher to bring him the parts. We finished with the weekend project mid sunday afternoon. He was rather happy with his finished rebuilt engine until I asked him what he wanted to do with the big bucket of nuts/bolts/etc.
A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET TRIES TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE.
THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER.
THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT.
WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER,
'SOME A$$HOLE WANTS TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE.'
AS HE FINISHED HIS SENTENCE, HE TURNED TO FIND THE MAN
STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM, SO HE ADDED, 'AND THIS GENTLEMAN HAS KINDLY OFFERED TO BUY THE OTHER HALF.'
THE MANAGER APPROVED THE DEAL, AND THE MAN WENT ON HIS WAY.
LATER THE MANAGER SAID TO THE BOY,
'I WAS IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU GOT YOURSELF OUT OF THAT SITUATION EARLIER.
WE LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK ON THEIR FEET HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SON?'
'GREENBAY, WISCONSIN , SIR,' THE BOY REPLIED.
'WELL, WHY DID YOU LEAVE GREENBAY?' THE MANAGER ASKED.
THE BOY SAID, 'SIR, THERE'S NOTHING BUT WHORES AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS UP THERE.'
'REALLY?' SAID THE MANAGER. 'MY WIFE IS FROM GREENBAY.'
'NO $HIT?' REPLIED THE BOY. 'WHAT POSITION DID SHE PLAY
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A friend of mine went to his sister's house for Thanksgiving dinner. His mom was telling his sister she needed something at the store and she needed to get it right now. As his sister left for the store, she told mom to check to the turkey in the oven in 30 minutes, and after she left, the Mom opened the freezer and pulled out a cornish hen. She took the turkey out of the oven and shoved the cornish hen into the turkey. later after the sister got home she pulled out the turkey to carve it for dinner. However when she did she found the cornish hen and all heck broke out. Her mother started yelling "you just cooked a pregnant turkey". His sister starting crying and it took them the rest of the day to convince her that turkey lay eggs.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
I helped a friend rebuild his car engine one summer. I told him i knew nothing about car repairs. He was ok with it, as he knew what he was doing and just needed a gopher to bring him the parts. We finished with the weekend project mid sunday afternoon. He was rather happy with his finished rebuilt engine until I asked him what he wanted to do with the big bucket of nuts/bolts/etc.
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My 1st experience rebuilding a motor was helping a friend with his 1966 289 Mustang. There was only 1 piece we couldn't figure out that was left over. It was a thick waxy, rubbery rope looking thing. Well, we found out what it was when he cranked it and all the oil pumped right out on the ground. It was the rear main seal!
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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She just hasn’t mastered the fine art of gold digging.
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A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET TRIES TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE.
THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER.
THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT.
WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER,
'SOME A$$HOLE WANTS TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE.'
AS HE FINISHED HIS SENTENCE, HE TURNED TO FIND THE MAN
STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM, SO HE ADDED, 'AND THIS GENTLEMAN HAS KINDLY OFFERED TO BUY THE OTHER HALF.'
THE MANAGER APPROVED THE DEAL, AND THE MAN WENT ON HIS WAY.
LATER THE MANAGER SAID TO THE BOY,
'I WAS IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU GOT YOURSELF OUT OF THAT SITUATION EARLIER.
WE LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK ON THEIR FEET HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SON?'
'GREENBAY, WISCONSIN , SIR,' THE BOY REPLIED.
'WELL, WHY DID YOU LEAVE GREENBAY?' THE MANAGER ASKED.
THE BOY SAID, 'SIR, THERE'S NOTHING BUT WHORES AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS UP THERE.'
'REALLY?' SAID THE MANAGER. 'MY WIFE IS FROM GREENBAY.'
'NO $HIT?' REPLIED THE BOY. 'WHAT POSITION DID SHE PLAY
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That's a good one
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Kennedys are my quest...
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