John asked his wife Mary what she wanted for their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like another diamond ring?" he asked.
“No" she responded.
"How about a new vacation home?” He asked.
“No" she responded again.
"I know; how about a luxury 1st class trip around the world?” John asked.
"No thanks" Mary replied.
Frustrated, John followed up with "We’ll what would you like then?"
"A divorce" Mary said.
John thought about it a while and then answered, "Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
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I'M ALL EARS
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I'm Going To The Store - Anyone Need Anything
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PUTTING LIPSTICK ON A PIG
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
John asked his wife Mary what she wanted for their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like another diamond ring?" he asked.
“No" she responded.
"How about a new vacation home?” He asked.
“No" she responded again.
"I know; how about a luxury 1st class trip around the world?” John asked.
"No thanks" Mary replied.
Frustrated, John followed up with "We’ll what would you like then?"
"A divorce" Mary said.
John thought about it a while and then answered, "Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
I always wondered why Klaatu, the space visitor in the 1951 film "The Day the Earth Stood Still",
wore a mask when he arrived on Earth.
Now we know.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
Pete
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Brain Freeze Brain Freeze
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Cowabunga leads by a nose
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