Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter commanded, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates", replied Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter hesitated but answered, "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies' panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The Irishman replied, "These are Carols."
And so the Christmas season continues.
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Black Bear cub 'attacks' inflatable reindeer decoration on front lawn
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
It never hurts to ask.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Wonder if they had a Health Room or an ER
Lafayette Grading Set
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"Very interesting"
Drone's are functioning well Santa.
And in Brockton Massachusetts.............
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter commanded, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates", replied Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter hesitated but answered, "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies' panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The Irishman replied, "These are Carols."
And so the Christmas season continues.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Holy crap - I think I see this one...............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Are those the people that repost emeraldATV’s posts?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
As disgusting as Twinkies are, it could only be an improvement.....
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
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