As a kid we used to love to go to this great toboggan run in Ionia Michigan. My dad's sister's family used to join us. One year there were nine of us trying to get on a 8-person toboggan. My uncle said no problem I'll be the ninth person so we always assume the position all scrunched up with our legs around the person in front of us to have us so that we could get more people on the toboggan. As we started down the Run we started going faster and faster and finished the run and a record time we thought. We started getting up when everybody started saying what's that smoke what's that smoke. Then my uncle started jumping up and down and wacken his butt which was kind of smoldering because as we all got a little more comfortable we spread out and his derriere was riding in the snow off the toboggan all the way down the hill. My uncle had a real real nice butt fire going on in his pants he was jumping around and dancing and appeared to be having a good time. When he finally got the fire put out he looked at his wallet with a hole utnrd all the way through it and his dollar bills. We all had a good laugh after this even after my uncle thought about it got a big kick out of it mainly in the butt. We continued to go there when we could in the winter but we always remembered the toboggan and the real huge but fire at the bottom of the Run.
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As a kid we used to love to go to this great toboggan run in Ionia Michigan. My dad's sister's family used to join us. One year there were nine of us trying to get on a 8-person toboggan. My uncle said no problem I'll be the ninth person so we always assume the position all scrunched up with our legs around the person in front of us to have us so that we could get more people on the toboggan. As we started down the Run we started going faster and faster and finished the run and a record time we thought. We started getting up when everybody started saying what's that smoke what's that smoke. Then my uncle started jumping up and down and wacken his butt which was kind of smoldering because as we all got a little more comfortable we spread out and his derriere was riding in the snow off the toboggan all the way down the hill. My uncle had a real real nice butt fire going on in his pants he was jumping around and dancing and appeared to be having a good time. When he finally got the fire put out he looked at his wallet with a hole utnrd all the way through it and his dollar bills. We all had a good laugh after this even after my uncle thought about it got a big kick out of it mainly in the butt. We continued to go there when we could in the winter but we always remembered the toboggan and the real huge but fire at the bottom of the Run.
As a kid we used to go visit our kinfolk up in Joaquin Texas on the 4th of July where most of the family would get drunk off their ass and shoot fireworks all night. I remember shooting a Roman candle and was kind of scared of it so I was squeezing it so tight that it backfired and hit me in the belly where it caught my shirt on fire and burned the shit out of me.
Another year we ran out of punks and were given cigarettes to light black cat firecrackers. These short fused suckers would go off in a split second so you had to be quick to throw it. By the time I realized I had thrown the cigarette it was too late
Good times!
Another year we ran out of punks and were given cigarettes to light black cat firecrackers. These short fused suckers would go off in a split second so you had to be quick to throw it. By the time I realized I had thrown the cigarette it was too late
Good times!
LOL! Reminds me of the time we had bottle rockets so a friend had a Budweiser bottle he was sipping in his drinking hand and a empty Bud bottle he was shooting bottle rockets off in his other hand - guess which one one the idiot took a sip out of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The lady says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The lady says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The 80-year-old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
ok in light of the 2021 chess championship which comes around as often as the olympics, here is a top chess engine giving an instructive chess lesson burning chess grandmasters posthumously.
As the holiday season began, the wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable, and made sure there were plenty of Christmas decorations on the walls. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow."
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Who makes blonde jokes?
Brunettes on a Saturday night, because they have nothing else to do.
U.S. Type Set
The big one that got away. Cheers, RickO
As a kid we used to love to go to this great toboggan run in Ionia Michigan. My dad's sister's family used to join us. One year there were nine of us trying to get on a 8-person toboggan. My uncle said no problem I'll be the ninth person so we always assume the position all scrunched up with our legs around the person in front of us to have us so that we could get more people on the toboggan. As we started down the Run we started going faster and faster and finished the run and a record time we thought. We started getting up when everybody started saying what's that smoke what's that smoke. Then my uncle started jumping up and down and wacken his butt which was kind of smoldering because as we all got a little more comfortable we spread out and his derriere was riding in the snow off the toboggan all the way down the hill. My uncle had a real real nice butt fire going on in his pants he was jumping around and dancing and appeared to be having a good time. When he finally got the fire put out he looked at his wallet with a hole utnrd all the way through it and his dollar bills. We all had a good laugh after this even after my uncle thought about it got a big kick out of it mainly in the butt. We continued to go there when we could in the winter but we always remembered the toboggan and the real huge but fire at the bottom of the Run.
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^ Is that Dr. Drew Pinsky?
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
This horrible scene is VERY likely to play out at a coin show. The car accident is unfortunate too.
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As a kid we used to go visit our kinfolk up in Joaquin Texas on the 4th of July where most of the family would get drunk off their ass and shoot fireworks all night. I remember shooting a Roman candle and was kind of scared of it so I was squeezing it so tight that it backfired and hit me in the belly where it caught my shirt on fire and burned the shit out of me.
Another year we ran out of punks and were given cigarettes to light black cat firecrackers. These short fused suckers would go off in a split second so you had to be quick to throw it. By the time I realized I had thrown the cigarette it was too late
Good times!
LOL! Reminds me of the time we had bottle rockets so a friend had a Budweiser bottle he was sipping in his drinking hand and a empty Bud bottle he was shooting bottle rockets off in his other hand - guess which one one the idiot took a sip out of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Talk about fire water
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The lady says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The lady says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The 80-year-old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
Cheers, RickO
Ricko, you're coming up with some doozies!
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ok in light of the 2021 chess championship which comes around as often as the olympics, here is a top chess engine giving an instructive chess lesson burning chess grandmasters posthumously.
As the holiday season began, the wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable, and made sure there were plenty of Christmas decorations on the walls. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow."
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Let me chew on a pencil while I think about that @hammer1
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I know.... I know!
It's a fluid supercharger for the catalytic converter.
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Flux Capacitor?
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Pencil sharpener 🙀
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The potato's job was to do play by play of sport games. He found out that he was related to Royalty.
He said that just couldn't be.
He was just a common tater.
Pete
Who has a cat?
https://youtu.be/9ChdVj9xuDM
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Think they went with the wrong joke there. Having a child on your lap is way sketchier, particularly if you are asking if he/she has been naughty.
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well. that is the first video of a cat and a tv where the tv doesn't end up destroyed and possibly even having fallen on the cat, injured the cat!
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SO, i'm just minding my own business just surfing around the bay of e and all of a sudden, i get this message from them.
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is that ebay's way of telling me we've had a good run and lots o fun but now it's time to break it off?????
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
have you posted some vid(s) with Mahk inserted in the real people situations?
Santa there's a light...It must be a shoe repair shop. The lamp is leg with a shoe.
Get a picture Tink.
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I've wanted to do this a thousand times. My concern is they will return the favor.