When I was in High School my best friend worked at a CITGO full service gas station. This elderly lady came in one day and wanted to have her tires rotated. My buddy said no problem and finished the job in short order. When he was done he told her he was finished and was good to go. She looked at him and asked "Did you changed the air in all the tires young man"? He tried to explain it was not necessary to change the air in the tires, but she refused to leave until the job was done right. She left with new air in her tires and grumbled all the way to the car.
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I was working on my BS degree while in the Navy and had to take a test on base , After completing the test I walked out to the parking lot to get in my truck and go home. One problem, My truck was locked and my set of keys were laying in the seat. I called my wife and she drove 25 miles to give my spare set of keys. When she got there she immediately looked at me in disgust and tossed the keys into the truck via the open window. I'm still being reminded about locking my truck and leaving the windows open. We guys just never seem to catch a break.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
When I was in High School my best friend worked at a CITGO full service gas station. This elderly lady came in one day and wanted to have her tires rotated. My buddy said no problem and finished the job in short order. When he was done he told her he was finished and was good to go. She looked at him and asked "Did you changed the air in all the tires young man"? He tried to explain it was not necessary to change the air in the tires, but she refused to leave until the job was done right. She left with new air in her tires and grumbled all the way to the car.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Well at least the ladder's decorated.
ELVES ? Where is everyone ? There's a lot of slack in those bulbs. TINK!
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Soon. We meet on the field of battle.
My Catrate shall prove superior to your mere human ways. 🙀 Bring your dog if you must
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Cheers, RickO
Dad’s collection. Cool!
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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A running hook shot ought to do it.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
Cheers, RickO
A half-court shot would make it into the living room.
Just when I thought I had seen almost everything.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Whale defied.
It appears to have turned in the holder.
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My Wife's Note To Santa
Braided finger cuffs , remember those,
its better than a light pointer and two cats. Safety First !
Give me back my pillows ! Just wait till I get out of this crib. Check your shelf life ...
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I was working on my BS degree while in the Navy and had to take a test on base , After completing the test I walked out to the parking lot to get in my truck and go home. One problem, My truck was locked and my set of keys were laying in the seat. I called my wife and she drove 25 miles to give my spare set of keys. When she got there she immediately looked at me in disgust and tossed the keys into the truck via the open window. I'm still being reminded about locking my truck and leaving the windows open. We guys just never seem to catch a break.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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My Philadelphia Art Museum collectable coin . ROCKY class.
Dear Santa.
Sorry to bother you ...could you adjust my wish list ?
I want a Tonka Red Arrow Tractor.
The Pole Processing Dept.
Elf
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🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Old age comes at a bad time: When you finally know everything, you start
to forget everything you know.
Last Spring a friend suggested putting manure on my strawberries. I'm
never doing that again. I'm going back to whipped cream.
As I drove into the cemetery my GPS announced, "You have reached your
final destination." Ouch!
A wise man once told his wife... NOTHING. He was, after all, a wise man.
Retirement ToDo list: Wake up.
Camping: You spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Losing weight just isn't working for me. So, from now on I'm working on
growing taller.
Never laugh at your spouse's choices. Remember, you were one of them.