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  • Cranium_Basher73
    Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • JWP
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    When I was in High School my best friend worked at a CITGO full service gas station. This elderly lady came in one day and wanted to have her tires rotated. My buddy said no problem and finished the job in short order. When he was done he told her he was finished and was good to go. She looked at him and asked "Did you changed the air in all the tires young man"? He tried to explain it was not necessary to change the air in the tires, but she refused to leave until the job was done right. She left with new air in her tires and grumbled all the way to the car.

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
    Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members

  • USMC
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  • emeraldATV
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    Well at least the ladder's decorated.

  • emeraldATV
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    ELVES ? Where is everyone ? There's a lot of slack in those bulbs. TINK!

  • Jzyskowski1
    Jzyskowski1 Posts: 6,650 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 3, 2021 4:34AM
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    Soon. We meet on the field of battle.
    My Catrate shall prove superior to your mere human ways. 🙀 Bring your dog if you must

    🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶

  • 1630Boston
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

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  • Jzyskowski1
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    Dad’s collection. Cool!

    🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶

  • WAYNEAS
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    A running hook shot ought to do it. :D
    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • BuffaloIronTail
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    Pete

    "I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon
  • thefinn
    thefinn Posts: 2,657 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @WAYNEAS said:
    A running hook shot ought to do it. :D
    Wayne

    A half-court shot would make it into the living room.

    thefinn
  • thefinn
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    Just when I thought I had seen almost everything.

    thefinn
  • Smudge
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    @hammer1 said:
    ^

    Whale defied.

  • USMC
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  • USMC
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    My Wife's Note To Santa

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Braided finger cuffs , remember those,
    its better than a light pointer and two cats. Safety First !

  • emeraldATV
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    @1630Boston said:

    Give me back my pillows ! Just wait till I get out of this crib. Check your shelf life ... <3<3<3 paused

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My Philadelphia Art Museum collectable coin . ROCKY class.

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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                                                                                                          Dec. 4 2021

    Dear Santa.
    Sorry to bother you ...could you adjust my wish list ?

    I want a Tonka Red Arrow Tractor.
    The Pole Processing Dept.
    Elf

  • Jzyskowski1
    Jzyskowski1 Posts: 6,650 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶

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