The forum needs a little humor.

ifthevamzarockin · March 28, 2021 9:36PM

emeraldATV · March 28, 2021 11:53PM

I heard you have some puppies ? With spots.

DNADave · March 29, 2021 3:44AM

WAYNEAS · March 29, 2021 7:13AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · March 29, 2021 7:13AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · March 29, 2021 7:14AM

Wayne

1630Boston · March 29, 2021 8:06AM

1630Boston · March 29, 2021 8:16AM

ShipwreckCoinHunter · March 29, 2021 10:04AM

I love this scene in Spaceballs

Unknown · March 29, 2021 11:07AM

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1630Boston · March 29, 2021 11:51AM

braddick · March 29, 2021 3:18PM

Lazybones · March 29, 2021 3:42PM

A guy was out having a round of golf. He sliced one off the tee and it went into the woods. He searched and found his ball in a small clearing with a really nice lie. He looked toward the green and saw that there was a small tree on the right and a slightly larger one ahead of him on his left but a clean shot to the green between them.

He took out a six iron and hit the ball. The ball hit the tree on the left, it bounced off and hit the tree on the right, then ricocheted straight back, struck him in the forehead and killed him instantly.

When he reached the pearly gates, Saint Peter was waiting there with the guy's paperwork. Saint Peter says, "Well, I see you're a golfer, are you any good?" The guy replied, "Well, I got HERE in two."

1630Boston · March 29, 2021 3:51PM

jkrk · March 29, 2021 8:52PM

Did I read this one here? I'm trying not to repeat any jokes from March 2021.

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.
“Are you hurt?” she asks.
She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”

jkrk · March 29, 2021 9:00PM

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
"I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
"Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge.
The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy.
"I cheated you.
The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no.
Take it," said the second guy.
"I saw the five o'clock news too.
I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

1630Boston · March 29, 2021 9:03PM

@jkrk said:
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
"I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
"Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge.
The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy.
"I cheated you.
The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no.
Take it," said the second guy.
"I saw the five o'clock news too.
I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

marcmoish · March 29, 2021 9:38PM

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emeraldATV · March 30, 2021 1:00AM

Sir ?
Its raining cats and dogs out there.
Um ...Mr. President.
You also have a duck on your head.

She told me its called a duck tail.

marcmoish · March 30, 2021 7:52AM

A couple was celebrating 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient. You know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to scrimp and save and send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all cried out, "You mean we're b&stards?"
"Yep," replied the father, "And cheap ones too."

1630Boston · March 30, 2021 8:46AM

WAYNEAS · March 30, 2021 10:15AM

Short and to the point!

Wayne

1630Boston · March 30, 2021 10:19AM

WAYNEAS · March 30, 2021 11:35AM

Wayne

hammer1 · March 30, 2021 12:41PM

hammer1 · March 30, 2021 12:45PM

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven and St. Peter asks them, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher, who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say........."LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"