The forum needs a little humor.

Oldhoopster · February 1, 2021 3:32PM

1630Boston · February 1, 2021 3:38PM

pocketpiececommems · February 1, 2021 7:36PM

emeraldATV · February 1, 2021 8:12PM

Isn't the 75th year, the diamond, of an anniversary.
There's got to be something humorous about this .
The only thing around me that fits this criteria would be some of my cloths.

?

ricko · February 1, 2021 8:33PM

Cheers, RickO

mannie gray · February 1, 2021 9:40PM

@Oldhoopster said:

I think about this kind of stuff a lot.

1630Boston · February 2, 2021 1:37AM

1630Boston · February 2, 2021 4:17AM

thefinn · February 2, 2021 10:53AM

@emeraldATV said:
Isn't the 75th year, the diamond, of an anniversary.
There's got to be something humorous about this .
The only thing around me that fits this criteria would be some of my cloths.

?

That is 75 years, because they count 1920 as a season. 1995 would be the 76th year. And I think you mean clothes, unless you are talking about doing some dusting around the house.

SkyMan · February 2, 2021 11:22AM

CCGGG · February 2, 2021 12:31PM

hammer1 · February 2, 2021 4:39PM

After the holidays I always get pumpkin pie burnout.

BuffaloIronTail · February 2, 2021 6:12PM

Pete

Dave99B · February 2, 2021 7:29PM

Dave

emeraldATV · February 2, 2021 8:35PM

@1630Boston said:

"WHAT ?"
Tourists...!

Rollerman · February 2, 2021 9:06PM

@Oldhoopster said:

How about the first guy who says, "Hey, this just came out of a chickens butt, let's eat it!"

1630Boston · February 3, 2021 7:46AM

marcmoish · February 3, 2021 8:19AM

A lawyer named Strange passed away. His friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for a passerby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However, he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, "That's Strange.”

SanctionII · February 3, 2021 9:19AM

Marcmoish.

I am amused and offended by your post, both at the same time.

And yes, I am a lawyer.

CCGGG · February 3, 2021 9:19AM

A husband and wife got into a terrible argument. Not wanting to be home with her husband, the wife calls her mother and says, “We got into another fight. I’m coming to stay with you for a few days.” The mother responds, “No, darling. He must learn he has to pay for his mistake! I’m coming to stay with YOU!”

1630Boston · February 3, 2021 10:47AM

Oldhoopster · February 3, 2021 11:06AM

@SanctionII said:
Marcmoish.

I am amused and offended by your post, both at the same time.

And yes, I am a lawyer.

Sorry, can't help myself

As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”

WAYNEAS · February 3, 2021 11:08AM

stole this link from another post
https://www.ebay.com/itm/washington-quarters-1932-1998-/383933999276?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

emeraldATV · February 3, 2021 11:01PM

Is this a DDR ?
(Com-on-man, its just funny)

Oldhoopster · February 4, 2021 4:45AM

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 5:34AM

marcmoish · February 4, 2021 7:47AM

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are very excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 8:10AM

ricko · February 4, 2021 12:22PM

A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car when, just outside of town, they get a flat tire. The three of them get out of the car and scratch their heads.
The salesman says, "Maybe I should walk into town and get us a new tire. I know that I can bargain with the man at the parts store and get us a great deal."
The engineer stops him, saying, "No, before you do that, we'll have to do some computations, figuring the grade of the road, the asphalt temperature, and the average rate of speed we will be traveling to know what kind of tire you should buy."
The technician laughs and shakes his head. "No, no, no! What's wrong with you guys? We have a spare tire in the trunk - now all we have to do is start swapping tires until we find the flat one!"

Cheers, RickO

ricko · February 4, 2021 12:32PM

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 5:40PM

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 6:12PM

WAYNEAS · February 4, 2021 6:38PM

@ricko said:
In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Cheers, RickO

DNADave · February 4, 2021 6:38PM

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 7:02PM

@WAYNEAS said:

Is it a Remington ?

me and my 30-06

1630Boston · February 4, 2021 7:04PM

@DNADave said:

THAT Looks "GREAT"

marcmoish · February 4, 2021 8:13PM

@SanctionII said:
Marcmoish.

I am amused and offended by your post, both at the same time.

And yes, I am a lawyer.

Hmmm, Strange.
😏

jkrk · February 4, 2021 9:52PM

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"
The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

jkrk · February 4, 2021 9:53PM

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

emeraldATV · February 4, 2021 11:15PM

@ricko said:
In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Cheers, RickO

" Recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear " (?)

"WHO CARES , THEY BOTH HAVE TEETH"...HELP!!!!!!!!!!

1630Boston · February 5, 2021 5:22AM

1630Boston · February 5, 2021 5:25AM

https://youtu.be/0dJ1Turan2o

CCGGG · February 5, 2021 8:17AM

@WAYNEAS said:

@ricko said:
In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

Cheers, RickO

me and my 30-06

C'Mon Man.... An 06 is a little light for Grizzly unless you are in a helicopter... I'll take my 458 WM

ricko · February 5, 2021 8:22AM

@CCGGG.... My .45-70 with Garretts loads will do the trick... Cheers, RickO

CCGGG · February 5, 2021 8:34AM

@ricko said:
@CCGGG.... My .45-70 with Garretts loads will do the trick... Cheers, RickO

How about this combo...

300 Weatherby backed up by a 458 WM (with "custom loads":)

They are a real "kick" to shoot

ricko · February 5, 2021 8:36AM

@CCGGG.... Very, very nice.... A guy at the range the other day had one like the lower in the picture. Cheers, RickO

CCGGG · February 5, 2021 8:40AM

@ricko said:
@CCGGG.... Very, very nice.... A guy at the range the other day had one like the lower in the picture. Cheers, RickO

Thanks... Believe it or not, the 300 Weatherby "hurts" me more to shoot than the 458...(why? Magnum eyebrow more than once)

WAYNEAS · February 5, 2021 8:41AM

@1630Boston said:

@WAYNEAS said:

ricko · February 5, 2021 8:44AM

@CCGGG.... Oh yeah... Have dealt with that twice at the range... Cleaning up blood and first aid is part of the duties when acting as Range Officer... biggest issue is slide rake of the thumb with inexperienced shooters and semi-autos... some really bad. I catch many before it happens, but some regress or decide "Hey, this feels right." OUCH!!! Cheers, RickO

BuffaloIronTail · February 5, 2021 8:56AM

Pete

The forum needs a little humor.

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