The forum needs a little humor.

bearcave · January 22, 2021 5:20AM

@1630Boston said:

Great photoshop!! 🙂

marcmoish · January 22, 2021 12:22PM

Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth.

This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew.

The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”

marcmoish · January 22, 2021 12:23PM

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours.

The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”

The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.

1630Boston · January 22, 2021 2:30PM

ricko · January 22, 2021 3:17PM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · January 22, 2021 3:47PM

Cheers, RickO

habaraca · January 22, 2021 8:28PM

bolivarshagnasty · January 22, 2021 8:54PM

Oldhoopster · January 23, 2021 5:50AM

Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars!

1630Boston · January 23, 2021 10:21AM

1976 Steve Martin
Seems like it was yesterday

https://youtu.be/DhP1m0LMsns

ricko · January 23, 2021 11:08AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · January 23, 2021 11:10AM

Cheers, RickO

Dave99B · January 23, 2021 11:19AM

Dave

thefinn · January 23, 2021 2:32PM

A little boy with a speech impediment went Trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He knocked on the first door and yelled, "Bick or Beat" The man came to the door and asked, "Did you mean Trick or Treat?", to which the kid responded, "Ya, Bick or Beat."
The guy asked, "So what are you?" The little boy said, "I'm a Birate." "You're a what?" asked the guy. The irritated kid repeated, "I'm a Birate!" to which the guy said, "Oh, you're a Pirate." Frustrated, the little boy exclaimed, "That's what I said, I'm a Birate!"
"If you're a Pirate, then where are your Buccaneers?" asked the man. The little boy, disgusted with the guy yells, "My Bucking Ears are right here, where are your bucking eyes?"

logger7 · January 23, 2021 2:39PM

Home Room Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here.
Math Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication exam on
the floor?
Student: You told us to do it without using tables.
Chemistry Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What ARE you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
American History Teacher: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Do you know why Washington's father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
English Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.

Dave99B · January 23, 2021 7:49PM

Dave

1Mike1 · January 23, 2021 10:43PM

emeraldATV · January 23, 2021 10:51PM

Yo Dave-99,
I'm seeing double, right ?
Lol.

emeraldATV · January 24, 2021 12:29AM

Any who,
Can you see the Monster, in the back of the steps ?

bearcave · January 24, 2021 7:10AM

Yes

BuffaloIronTail · January 24, 2021 10:15AM

Pete

TwoSides2aCoin · January 24, 2021 10:23AM

Took my dog to the wrong Vette.

marcmoish · January 24, 2021 12:08PM

What’s the difference between in-laws and out-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

OKbustchaser · January 24, 2021 1:05PM

@TwoSides2aCoin said:

Took my dog to the wrong Vette.

See, sometimes dogs actually catch the cars they're chasing.

DNADave · January 24, 2021 2:46PM

marcmoish · January 24, 2021 3:23PM

Seems non candidates/non political at this point is OK to share, so until I get reprimanded (I hope not) here's a winner.

Tibor · January 24, 2021 6:43PM

@marcmoish That is just hilarious!!

Dave99B · January 24, 2021 8:29PM

Dave

habaraca · January 24, 2021 10:09PM

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/diego-curbelo-garrido-6ab27566_ugcPost-6758092170206420993-8K6y

Tibor · January 25, 2021 1:59AM

It would be fun to start a separate thread for all of the B. Sanders photo shop pictures.

hammer1 · January 25, 2021 8:50AM

abcde12345 · January 25, 2021 2:45PM

CCGGG · January 25, 2021 3:17PM

CCGGG · January 25, 2021 4:13PM

And now a little Superbowl humor for you sports fans....

Q: What do you call a room full of grown men crying in their beer while watching Super Bowl LV on a big screen TV?

A: The Patriots

BJandTundra · January 25, 2021 4:53PM

ironmanl63 · January 25, 2021 4:57PM

@CCGGG said:
And now a little Superbowl humor for you sports fans....

Q: What do you call a room full of grown men crying in their beer while watching Super Bowl LV on a big screen TV?

A: The Patriots

B: The Packers!

CCGGG · January 25, 2021 5:22PM

@ironmanl63 said:

@CCGGG said:
And now a little Superbowl humor for you sports fans....

Q: What do you call a room full of grown men crying in their beer while watching Super Bowl LV on a big screen TV?

A: The Patriots

B: The Packers!

Or the Bills

I like it better using the Patriots as an example because they were "STUPID" enough to let Brady go... Just goes to show you, it was Brady all those years and not Belicheat!

DNADave · January 25, 2021 5:41PM

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 5:42PM

@CCGGG said:

That's me

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 5:42PM

@BJandTundra said:

Me too

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 5:45PM

Oldhoopster · January 25, 2021 7:02PM

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 7:20PM

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 7:21PM

@Oldhoopster said:

That is great

1630Boston · January 25, 2021 7:25PM

BuffaloIronTail · January 25, 2021 7:57PM

Pete

emeraldATV · January 25, 2021 10:25PM

Where's Bernnie ?

emeraldATV · January 26, 2021 1:14AM

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
EXIT. Stage Left.

marcmoish · January 26, 2021 7:43AM

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. The moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

WAYNEAS · January 26, 2021 9:38AM

@CCGGG said:
And now a little Superbowl humor for you sports fans....

Q: What do you call a room full of grown men crying in their beer while watching Super Bowl LV on a big screen TV?

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when all is said and done, Tom Brady showing off his 7th Super Bowl ring

The forum needs a little humor.

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