Lol!!! I think maybe folks think I posted this because I'm sad about something... this was actually one of my favorite Larson's from childhood and I recently stumbled into it online....Everything's ok, I know my long-term girlfriend loves me
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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone...somewhere...is making a penny." - Steven Wright
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
@jkrk said:
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago.”
Come on man, I posted this same joke "just" 4 days ago.... Just go back one page....
So this city slicker moves to the country to retire and while he settling into his new cabin in the woods he noticed a man walking up to the front porch. The mountain man says "Just wanted to welcome you to the area and invite you to a party tomorrow night"
City slicker - We'll I don't know, I've never been to a good 'ol boys party, what's it like?
Mountain man - Oh, you know the usual things like drinking some moonshine, a few fist fights there's definitely gonna be some love makin before morning.
City slicker - Wow! that sounds pretty bizarre, okay, what should I wear?
Mountain man - You can wear any damn thing you want, me and you are the only one's gonna be there.
After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk by she says "What An Ass"
@jkrk said:
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago.”
Come on man, I posted this same joke "just" 4 days ago.... Just go back one page....
Cut me some slack.
Retirement is great.
This week I learned how to copy and paste.
Next week they said they would teach me how to read so I won't make that mistake again.
I'm not sure if that's a 994H or K (or potentially a one off) but it probably burns 12+ gallons per hour. So if distance is your goal, you can probably get a little more than 1mpg out of it...maybe 2 if it's really flat or mostly downhill.
I've used one a little smaller than that one. They're a lot of fun.
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks.
"My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an X at election time because my hands are so
crippled", volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you", said one elderly lady.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said another, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.
"Thank God we can all still drive."
The wise old Rabbi was dying. So his disciples gathered around his bed trying to make him more comfortable. They gave him warm milk to drink, but he refused it. One of them took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey he had received as a gift for a yom tov, he opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. He took the glass back to Rabbi's bedside and held the glass to his lips. The Rabbi drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, he had downed the whole glass, down to the last drop.
"Rabbi," his disciples asked earnestly, "please give us some wisdom before you go to meet Hashem."
The rabbi slowly raised his head, and with a pious look on his face, he said in a soft voice, "Whatever you do, don't sell that cow."
Cheers, RickO
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my choice would not include Moe, Larry or Curly
Kennedys are my quest...
If smoeone posted this already, shaddup. It's funnier this time.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ..
but it's still on my list
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of
Emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
@1630Boston said:
Chuck Norris....
Cheers, RickO
Me, Myself and I
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Whatever I'm able to get out by myself in 3 hours will be more than enough to live comfortably the rest of my life.
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The first 18 wheeler driver I can flag down and a couple young bucks like Ricko and Keets to help me load it
One guy with a big rig truck, two guys with forklifts and I would be standing there yelling hurry up.
Ya Know, I'm trying to keep my sanity in this hobby and then this comes along.
You gotta laugh, and just throw s..
anity to the wind.
Lol!!! I think maybe folks think I posted this because I'm sad about something... this was actually one of my favorite Larson's from childhood and I recently stumbled into it online....Everything's ok, I know my long-term girlfriend loves me
Coins are Neato!
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone...somewhere...is making a penny." - Steven Wright
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago.”
The guy that owns this.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I like the flag on the pickup----so that the loader operator can see that the pu is in the bucket while seated in the cab
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Come on man, I posted this same joke "just" 4 days ago.... Just go back one page....
MPG on that CAT?
Kennedys are my quest...
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
less than one bar of gold per day?
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
The MPG measure would be Meters per Gallon with that monster CAT!
So this city slicker moves to the country to retire and while he settling into his new cabin in the woods he noticed a man walking up to the front porch. The mountain man says "Just wanted to welcome you to the area and invite you to a party tomorrow night"
City slicker - We'll I don't know, I've never been to a good 'ol boys party, what's it like?
Mountain man - Oh, you know the usual things like drinking some moonshine, a few fist fights there's definitely gonna be some love makin before morning.
City slicker - Wow! that sounds pretty bizarre, okay, what should I wear?
Mountain man - You can wear any damn thing you want, me and you are the only one's gonna be there.
After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk by she says "What An Ass"
Cut me some slack.
Retirement is great.
This week I learned how to copy and paste.
Next week they said they would teach me how to read so I won't make that mistake again.
I'm not sure if that's a 994H or K (or potentially a one off) but it probably burns 12+ gallons per hour. So if distance is your goal, you can probably get a little more than 1mpg out of it...maybe 2 if it's really flat or mostly downhill.
I've used one a little smaller than that one. They're a lot of fun.
Cheers, RickO
Pete
Ain't this the truth?
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks.
"My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an X at election time because my hands are so
crippled", volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you", said one elderly lady.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said another, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.
"Thank God we can all still drive."
Not sure
but if that's a CAT 994F it weighs a little over 200 ton
fuel useage is measured in tons/hour or in hours of operation.
big machine
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Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
After my prostate exam, the doctor left.
Then the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear; “Who was that?”
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Pete
The wise old Rabbi was dying. So his disciples gathered around his bed trying to make him more comfortable. They gave him warm milk to drink, but he refused it. One of them took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey he had received as a gift for a yom tov, he opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. He took the glass back to Rabbi's bedside and held the glass to his lips. The Rabbi drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, he had downed the whole glass, down to the last drop.
"Rabbi," his disciples asked earnestly, "please give us some wisdom before you go to meet Hashem."
The rabbi slowly raised his head, and with a pious look on his face, he said in a soft voice, "Whatever you do, don't sell that cow."
Cheers, RickO
WORST HUNTING DOG - EVER!!
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There goes his next stimulus check. My wife will spend it on Amazon
Lafayette Grading Set
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Lafayette Grading Set
NFL concussion protocol 🙈🙈
Lafayette Grading Set
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