The forum needs a little humor.

WAYNEAS · January 19, 2021 8:21AM

@1630Boston said:

my choice would not include Moe, Larry or Curly

dpoole · January 19, 2021 9:27AM

If smoeone posted this already, shaddup. It's funnier this time.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ..
but it's still on my list
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of
Emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

hammer1 · January 19, 2021 9:36AM

ricko · January 19, 2021 9:42AM

@1630Boston said:

Chuck Norris....

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · January 19, 2021 10:36AM

@1630Boston said:

Me, Myself and I
[no witnesses]

SkyMan · January 19, 2021 11:03AM

ms70 · January 19, 2021 11:33AM

@1630Boston said:

Whatever I'm able to get out by myself in 3 hours will be more than enough to live comfortably the rest of my life.

1630Boston · January 19, 2021 11:44AM

https://youtu.be/TAJmtfqyFJw

Coinscratch · January 19, 2021 2:52PM

@1630Boston said:

The first 18 wheeler driver I can flag down and a couple young bucks like Ricko and Keets to help me load it

Smudge · January 19, 2021 4:15PM

@CoinscratchFever said:

@1630Boston said:

The first 18 wheeler driver I can flag down and a couple young bucks like Ricko and Keets to help me load it

One guy with a big rig truck, two guys with forklifts and I would be standing there yelling hurry up.

DNADave · January 19, 2021 5:20PM

emeraldATV · January 19, 2021 7:20PM

Ya Know, I'm trying to keep my sanity in this hobby and then this comes along.
You gotta laugh, and just throw s..
anity to the wind.

Kurisu · January 19, 2021 10:34PM

Lol!!! I think maybe folks think I posted this because I'm sad about something... this was actually one of my favorite Larson's from childhood and I recently stumbled into it online....Everything's ok, I know my long-term girlfriend loves me

jkrk · January 19, 2021 11:02PM

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago.”

1Mike1 · January 20, 2021 1:20AM

@1630Boston said:

@1630Boston said:

The guy that owns this.

1630Boston · January 20, 2021 3:58AM

@1Mike1 said:

@1630Boston said:

@1630Boston said:

The guy that owns this.

I like the flag on the pickup----so that the loader operator can see that the pu is in the bucket while seated in the cab

Attumra · January 20, 2021 4:59AM

@emeraldATV said:

@1630Boston said:

The owner/police/young sexy girl!? He gets insurance ,cops get a cut, I get da gold? woot

CCGGG · January 20, 2021 5:17AM

@jkrk said:
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago.”

Come on man, I posted this same joke "just" 4 days ago.... Just go back one page....

WAYNEAS · January 20, 2021 8:12AM

MPG on that CAT?

marcmoish · January 20, 2021 8:26AM

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

1Mike1 · January 20, 2021 8:58AM

@WAYNEAS said:
MPG on that CAT?

less than one bar of gold per day?

RedStorm · January 20, 2021 8:59AM

@WAYNEAS said:
MPG on that CAT?

The MPG measure would be Meters per Gallon with that monster CAT!

SoFlo · January 20, 2021 9:05AM

So this city slicker moves to the country to retire and while he settling into his new cabin in the woods he noticed a man walking up to the front porch. The mountain man says "Just wanted to welcome you to the area and invite you to a party tomorrow night"

City slicker - We'll I don't know, I've never been to a good 'ol boys party, what's it like?

Mountain man - Oh, you know the usual things like drinking some moonshine, a few fist fights there's definitely gonna be some love makin before morning.

City slicker - Wow! that sounds pretty bizarre, okay, what should I wear?

Mountain man - You can wear any damn thing you want, me and you are the only one's gonna be there.

jkrk · January 20, 2021 9:34AM

@CCGGG said:

@jkrk said:
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago.”

Come on man, I posted this same joke "just" 4 days ago.... Just go back one page....

Cut me some slack.

Retirement is great.

This week I learned how to copy and paste.

Next week they said they would teach me how to read so I won't make that mistake again.

ShaunBC5 · January 20, 2021 9:45AM

I'm not sure if that's a 994H or K (or potentially a one off) but it probably burns 12+ gallons per hour. So if distance is your goal, you can probably get a little more than 1mpg out of it...maybe 2 if it's really flat or mostly downhill.
I've used one a little smaller than that one. They're a lot of fun.

ricko · January 20, 2021 10:42AM

Cheers, RickO

BuffaloIronTail · January 20, 2021 11:02AM

Pete

hammer1 · January 20, 2021 11:24AM

Ain't this the truth?

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Starbucks.
"My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an X at election time because my hands are so
crippled", volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you", said one elderly lady.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said another, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.
"Thank God we can all still drive."

hammer1 · January 20, 2021 11:33AM

hammer1 · January 20, 2021 2:31PM

Oldhoopster · January 20, 2021 7:05PM

1630Boston · January 20, 2021 7:17PM

@RedStorm said:

@WAYNEAS said:
MPG on that CAT?

The MPG measure would be Meters per Gallon with that monster CAT!

Not sure
but if that's a CAT 994F it weighs a little over 200 ton
fuel useage is measured in tons/hour or in hours of operation.
big machine

@WAYNEAS said:
MPG on that CAT?

Rollerman · January 20, 2021 8:47PM

ricko · January 20, 2021 8:53PM

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · January 20, 2021 9:21PM

1630Boston · January 20, 2021 9:23PM

ricko · January 21, 2021 6:12AM

Cheers, RickO

marcmoish · January 21, 2021 8:30AM

After my prostate exam, the doctor left.

Then the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear; “Who was that?”

1630Boston · January 21, 2021 8:36AM

BuffaloIronTail · January 21, 2021 10:21AM

Pete

ricko · January 21, 2021 10:35AM

The wise old Rabbi was dying. So his disciples gathered around his bed trying to make him more comfortable. They gave him warm milk to drink, but he refused it. One of them took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey he had received as a gift for a yom tov, he opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. He took the glass back to Rabbi's bedside and held the glass to his lips. The Rabbi drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, he had downed the whole glass, down to the last drop.
"Rabbi," his disciples asked earnestly, "please give us some wisdom before you go to meet Hashem."
The rabbi slowly raised his head, and with a pious look on his face, he said in a soft voice, "Whatever you do, don't sell that cow."
Cheers, RickO

ricko · January 21, 2021 10:52AM

WORST HUNTING DOG - EVER!!
Cheers, RickO

asheland · January 21, 2021 11:06AM

1630Boston · January 21, 2021 1:28PM

pocketpiececommems · January 21, 2021 6:27PM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

There goes his next stimulus check. My wife will spend it on Amazon

pocketpiececommems · January 21, 2021 6:27PM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

There goes his next stimulus check. My wife will spend it on Amazon

pocketpiececommems · January 21, 2021 6:29PM

NFL concussion protocol 🙈🙈

1630Boston · January 21, 2021 6:36PM

1630Boston · January 21, 2021 8:24PM

1630Boston · January 22, 2021 5:03AM

The forum needs a little humor.

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