@asheland Your too nice! When I came up with that this morning I thought it was the funniest......
But it went over like a fat joke at an over-sized women's fashion show...
Anyway, reminds of the time years ago I was going into this bank to get a customers check cashed, they were always 10 to 12K and so I was always nervous if they would cash it or not, didn't have an account there yada yada yada.
So, I'm making small talk with the two teller ladies trying to play it cool. And while my teller is counting out the cash I noticed she was pregnant (or at least I thought, LOL). So I was like, when's the baby due?...........................
Defining silence......She stopped counting.....they looked at eachother then looked back at me.......
More silence........
I don't think she ever said anything, if she did I didn't hear it........
Never went back, lol.
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"
@ifthevamzarockin said:
Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.
Dang @ifthevamzarockin CHILL OUT this is a Humor Thread, not a whining thread, or who posted first......
No reason to call him out, he posted in great shape and jest - usually the one that calls someone out as you just did needs the biggest chill out, and admonishment. Just enjoy the thread and nip the whining.
@marcmoish said:
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"
@marcmoish said:
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"
Nokia Brier 2003 Saskatoon Shinest - Victoria Bridge
23 Commemorative Sheraton Coin Tokens
22 like new, 1 has wear as shown.
Artist Background: This item comes from the personal collection of artist/engraver Steve Campbell. Many of these items he personally designed. Mr. Campbell worked for Hoffman Mint as Chief Engraver until the company closed in 2007
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@asheland Your too nice! When I came up with that this morning I thought it was the funniest......
But it went over like a fat joke at an over-sized women's fashion show...
Anyway, reminds of the time years ago I was going into this bank to get a customers check cashed, they were always 10 to 12K and so I was always nervous if they would cash it or not, didn't have an account there yada yada yada.
So, I'm making small talk with the two teller ladies trying to play it cool. And while my teller is counting out the cash I noticed she was pregnant (or at least I thought, LOL). So I was like, when's the baby due?...........................
Defining silence......She stopped counting.....they looked at eachother then looked back at me.......
More silence........
I don't think she ever said anything, if she did I didn't hear it........
Never went back, lol.
That is one heck of a puzzle
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"Red looks good on you"
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Cheers, RickO
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Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.
Dang @ifthevamzarockin CHILL OUT this is a Humor Thread, not a whining thread, or who posted first......
@habaraca I guess you didn't see the
at the end.
Next time I will use the big one.
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"
No reason to call him out, he posted in great shape and jest - usually the one that calls someone out as you just did needs the biggest chill out, and admonishment. Just enjoy the thread and nip the whining.
Cheers, RickO
Over the next several days I'll be posting newspaper "headlines" that make you wonder about how many bricks shy of a load the editor is...
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I may have to give this little guy up for adoption.
All of a sudden he is attacking and trying to kill my garden gnomes.
do you think it might be under @1630Boston Kia post?
Kennedys are my quest...
@ifthevamzarockin you need call that pup "killer"
>
I choose not to share this with my wife!
Smitten with DBLCs.
Sorry, can’t resist, who did she play for?
Cheers, RickO
Sorry
I give full credit to @ifthevamzarockin for the kia
and full credit to my senility
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I'll take a break from this thread, it's hard to remember what has been posted since there have been 3,600+ posts/comments here.
boston
last one
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@1630Boston
"I give full credit to @ifthevamzarockin for the kia"
Don't give me credit I hijacked it from someone else, I don't know who gets credit.
"I'll take a break from this thread"
Now why would you want to do that? That's no fun!
OK @ifthevamzarockin
take this:
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So has anyone figured out what was in the bag?
@1630Boston
Dang! I'm glad you aren't mad at me, I was about ready to go hide in the doghouse.
None of your f—-ing business.
To keep it 'coin' related @ifthevamzarockin
a Nokia coin
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23 Commemorative Sheraton Coin Tokens
22 like new, 1 has wear as shown.
Artist Background: This item comes from the personal collection of artist/engraver Steve Campbell. Many of these items he personally designed. Mr. Campbell worked for Hoffman Mint as Chief Engraver until the company closed in 2007
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Got tired of Nokia..... time to upgrade
I Know there's salt somewhere close.
"What ?" You mean we walked miles following these S's ?
I thought we were getting alphabet soup.
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
Where do I sign up? 😂