The forum needs a little humor.

Smudge · January 12, 2021 2:46PM

How can you tell if the snake that bit you was poisonous?

If you die, he is poisonous.

hammer1 · January 12, 2021 3:16PM

dpoole · January 12, 2021 4:17PM

marcmoish · January 12, 2021 5:53PM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

Finally, proof!
Always knew deep down you love exotic colors, and mischievous tones

Coinscratch · January 12, 2021 6:04PM

@asheland Your too nice! When I came up with that this morning I thought it was the funniest......
But it went over like a fat joke at an over-sized women's fashion show...

Anyway, reminds of the time years ago I was going into this bank to get a customers check cashed, they were always 10 to 12K and so I was always nervous if they would cash it or not, didn't have an account there yada yada yada.
So, I'm making small talk with the two teller ladies trying to play it cool. And while my teller is counting out the cash I noticed she was pregnant (or at least I thought, LOL). So I was like, when's the baby due?...........................
Defining silence......She stopped counting.....they looked at eachother then looked back at me.......
More silence........
I don't think she ever said anything, if she did I didn't hear it........
Never went back, lol.

CCGGG · January 12, 2021 6:25PM

pocketpiececommems · January 12, 2021 8:47PM

That is one heck of a puzzle

ifthevamzarockin · January 12, 2021 9:01PM

emeraldATV · January 12, 2021 10:24PM

"Red looks good on you"

1630Boston · January 13, 2021 5:31AM

1630Boston · January 13, 2021 5:38AM

Groot

https://youtu.be/ALgf-uV1l_k
https://youtu.be/BEPbXYzE5_Y

ricko · January 13, 2021 9:52AM

Cheers, RickO

marcmoish · January 13, 2021 9:54AM

ifthevamzarockin · January 13, 2021 12:39PM

hammer1 · January 13, 2021 12:56PM

ricko · January 13, 2021 1:00PM

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · January 13, 2021 2:36PM

SkyMan · January 13, 2021 3:35PM

ifthevamzarockin · January 13, 2021 3:44PM

Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.

habaraca · January 13, 2021 8:09PM

@ifthevamzarockin said:
Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.

Dang @ifthevamzarockin CHILL OUT this is a Humor Thread, not a whining thread, or who posted first......

ifthevamzarockin · January 13, 2021 9:00PM

@habaraca I guess you didn't see the at the end.

Next time I will use the big one.

marcmoish · January 14, 2021 7:58AM

A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”

“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"

marcmoish · January 14, 2021 8:00AM

@habaraca said:

@ifthevamzarockin said:
Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.

Dang @ifthevamzarockin CHILL OUT this is a Humor Thread, not a whining thread, or who posted first......

No reason to call him out, he posted in great shape and jest - usually the one that calls someone out as you just did needs the biggest chill out, and admonishment. Just enjoy the thread and nip the whining.

ricko · January 14, 2021 10:36AM

Cheers, RickO

SkyMan · January 14, 2021 10:41AM

Over the next several days I'll be posting newspaper "headlines" that make you wonder about how many bricks shy of a load the editor is...

ifthevamzarockin · January 14, 2021 12:39PM

I may have to give this little guy up for adoption.
All of a sudden he is attacking and trying to kill my garden gnomes.

WAYNEAS · January 14, 2021 12:48PM

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

do you think it might be under @1630Boston Kia post?

bearcave · January 14, 2021 1:19PM

@ifthevamzarockin you need call that pup "killer"

Aotearoa · January 14, 2021 1:51PM

@marcmoish said:
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”

“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"

>

I choose not to share this with my wife!

Smudge · January 14, 2021 2:34PM

@Aotearoa said:

@marcmoish said:
A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, only prostitutes and rugby players live there.”

“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
"Really?” replied the boy. "Who did she play for?"

>

I choose not to share this with my wife!

Sorry, can’t resist, who did she play for?

ricko · January 14, 2021 3:35PM

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · January 14, 2021 5:37PM

@ifthevamzarockin said:
Dang @1630Boston I posted that one just one page ago.... go back at least 3 or 4 pages to recycle one.

Sorry
I give full credit to @ifthevamzarockin for the kia
and full credit to my senility :'(

1630Boston · January 14, 2021 5:37PM

1630Boston · January 14, 2021 5:40PM

I'll take a break from this thread, it's hard to remember what has been posted since there have been 3,600+ posts/comments here.
boston

last one

ifthevamzarockin · January 14, 2021 5:49PM

@1630Boston
"I give full credit to @ifthevamzarockin for the kia"

Don't give me credit I hijacked it from someone else, I don't know who gets credit.

"I'll take a break from this thread"

Now why would you want to do that? That's no fun!

1630Boston · January 14, 2021 6:26PM

OK @ifthevamzarockin
take this:

USMarine6 · January 14, 2021 6:32PM

So has anyone figured out what was in the bag?

ifthevamzarockin · January 14, 2021 6:33PM

@1630Boston

Dang! I'm glad you aren't mad at me, I was about ready to go hide in the doghouse.

Smudge · January 14, 2021 6:36PM

@USMarine6 said:
So has anyone figured out what was in the bag?

None of your f—-ing business.

ifthevamzarockin · January 14, 2021 6:37PM

1630Boston · January 14, 2021 6:49PM

To keep it 'coin' related @ifthevamzarockin

a Nokia coin

Nokia Brier 2003 Saskatoon Shinest - Victoria Bridge
23 Commemorative Sheraton Coin Tokens
22 like new, 1 has wear as shown.

Artist Background: This item comes from the personal collection of artist/engraver Steve Campbell. Many of these items he personally designed. Mr. Campbell worked for Hoffman Mint as Chief Engraver until the company closed in 2007

ifthevamzarockin · January 14, 2021 7:01PM

Got tired of Nokia..... time to upgrade

hammer1 · January 14, 2021 7:49PM

emeraldATV · January 15, 2021 12:03AM

I Know there's salt somewhere close.

"What ?" You mean we walked miles following these S's ?
I thought we were getting alphabet soup.

ricko · January 15, 2021 9:38AM

Cheers, RickO

SkyMan · January 15, 2021 9:53AM

hammer1 · January 15, 2021 10:55AM

ricko · January 15, 2021 10:55AM

Cheers, RickO

bearcave · January 15, 2021 12:20PM

@hammer1 said:

Where do I sign up? 😂

vplite99 · January 15, 2021 3:46PM

The forum needs a little humor.

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