Lucifer is sitting at his desk down below.
His assistant walks in and Lucifer asks "What is it?"
The assistant replies "It's the new arrival, sir".
Lucifer asks "What does he want now?"
The assistant replies "He wants to see your birth certificate".
You're one in a million. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
@dpoole said:
You're one in a million. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,.... but all men...are men!
Cheers, RickO
A young man gets a much better job and moves his father from a lousy nursing home to an upscale one. The old man is sitting there the first day and leans to the left. A nurse runs over and straightens him up. He leans right and she does it again. His son drops by and asks, well dad how do you like it here? The old man says “well it’s ok only they won’t let me fart”.
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Finally, the reason for blonde jokes
https://youtu.be/z5TEmJCPTgw
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Pete
Forget waterboarding.....that guy's laugh could extract a confession from anyone in about 30 seconds......
Especially bad when you consider that they get their ammo from Russia and China.
Half the people you know are below average.
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Well, isn’t that mean?
Not the people I know......
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You need to stop going to so many coin shows...
Lucifer is sitting at his desk down below.
His assistant walks in and Lucifer asks "What is it?"
The assistant replies "It's the new arrival, sir".
Lucifer asks "What does he want now?"
The assistant replies "He wants to see your birth certificate".
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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You're one in a million. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
It’s kinda baseball season so I pulled out my beautiful baseball coin. It puts me in the mood, especially this year.
Pete
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
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May have less than that now.
@bearcave..... China = 1.393 Billion. Cheers, RickO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,.... but all men...are men!
Cheers, RickO
It was in reference to them letting out............................
This is better @bearcave @marcmoish ?
https://youtu.be/XXNiFmAhHIg
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String Theory..........you bet!
I should probably remove it?
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One, two, three...did you get that guy over there in the plaid shirt? One, two, three...will you stop moving?!?!
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.> @1630Boston said:
wait, Landon didnt see it yet.
dang, his mom will freak between Putin developments, and his math teacher talking strings here omg...
. > @1630Boston said:
lol, what can I say, we have some minors here so ye maybe we need to be more disciplined...
A young man gets a much better job and moves his father from a lousy nursing home to an upscale one. The old man is sitting there the first day and leans to the left. A nurse runs over and straightens him up. He leans right and she does it again. His son drops by and asks, well dad how do you like it here? The old man says “well it’s ok only they won’t let me fart”.
@1630Boston I guess you did right but I wasn't making a comment...............don't want to get banned!
or the thread get closed!
20 to 40?
Ouch!!!
Pete
One of my Dark Side favorites
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I would not want to stick around.
I'm outta there........
You know Mannie I really needed that brilliant advice, change of plans, I'm outta here too!
At least there are no skid marks.
Para sailing perhaps?