The forum needs a little humor.

Finally, the reason for blonde jokes
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https://youtu.be/z5TEmJCPTgw

@1630Boston said:
a blonde lady with a Tesla in a gas station for refill
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https://youtu.be/fnoCdQLWemM

Forget waterboarding.....that guy's laugh could extract a confession from anyone in about 30 seconds......

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,.... but all men...are men!
Cheers, RickO

A young man gets a much better job and moves his father from a lousy nursing home to an upscale one. The old man is sitting there the first day and leans to the left. A nurse runs over and straightens him up. He leans right and she does it again. His son drops by and asks, well dad how do you like it here? The old man says “well it’s ok only they won’t let me fart”.

@marcmoish said:

I would not want to stick around.
I'm outta there........