Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the hound.”
Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service for the beast?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?”
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Cheers, RickO
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I picked up several sheets for $3 under face. Enjoy using them on envelopes. IHC 13 centers
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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THE NEW FASHION * SUMMER WEIGHT JEANS
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edited to confirm this is really funny!!
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the hound.”
Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service for the beast?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?”
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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And you think your job sucks?
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
JUST ANOTHER SENIOR MOMENT
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Figured I'd leave a random dot and a comma in support of you both.
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Hello ?
HUGGIES distribution center !
"We catch the ---- so you don't have too".
(Capt.) Shiver me timbers, Buffet ! Where's Davye ?
(Pearl) How's the seven been treating ya, Dutch?
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if they survived that, i bet they moved on to catalytic converters. ><
@LanceNewmanOCC .... If they did not survive that, I am sure they wish there were catatonic converters.
Cheers, RickO
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When You Know It's Time Stop
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Kennedys are my quest...
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