One night, Mrs. Mulligan answers the door to see her husband's best friend Paddy standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, but where is me husband? He went with you to the brewery…”
Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs. Mulligan, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned.”
Mrs. Mulligan starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that Paddy. Did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really. He got out 3 times to go to the loo!”
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i watched a video from a "russian?" so he said, that showed gas prices for one area and after the conversions (if accurate) was surprised at the really high cost of the good stuff at like $1.82 a gallon!
i really wasn't expecting it to be THAT much cheaper.
THE DAY I MADE AN ASS OF MYSELF!!!LOL
I was on Highway 5 going from Seattle to SanFranzisco and I decided to
stop at one of the famous "Haltes" along Oregon's major highways to go to
the "John."
The first stall was taken so I entered the next one and as soon as I sat
down I heard a voice coming from the other stall saying: "Hi, how she
goin, getting any lately'?"
Even if I am not the type to carry a conversation in the toilets, I
don't know what came over me but I answered a little bit embarrassed:
"N0, Not as lucky as you it seems"
The other guy said: "So, what location are you going to, I am getting lots?"
Talk about a question. I was finding it a bit bizarre but I said: "I am
like you. Today I am going south.
At this time the guy in the next stall very nervously said: "Listen Jack, I'll
call you back. There is an idiot next door that answers all my
questions and I think he is trying to spy out our secret fishing holes.!
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Who remembers this marketing disaster from the early 80's?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
you will need a bit of backstory to really find this as funny as it is. chandelier is your hint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufNnp9U8bU
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We need to talk, dad.
Dad ? I need help with my fraction's homework.
PIZZA slices my dear, is the homemade calculater.
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And those rascals Penny and Clipper 😂
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Fly plane... Bust bad guys... Fuss with niece and nephew... Eat Peter Pan Peanut Butter... Dat's it!
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Ain't it a shame!!
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the quality notwithstanding, being uploaded in 2011, this is STILL quite funny to me as are many of his other moments.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
God must have been ready to get this Human body creating over with when he gave us the damn ugly feet - and they always smell!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Corn oil to work with the ethanol gas in your car's tank. I Love POP Corn
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One night, Mrs. Mulligan answers the door to see her husband's best friend Paddy standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, but where is me husband? He went with you to the brewery…”
Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs. Mulligan, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned.”
Mrs. Mulligan starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that Paddy. Did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really. He got out 3 times to go to the loo!”
Fried Rattlesnake -- Looks like a Nightmare meal to me
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Dale !
Showing off your three D printer? I have a project for you.
Here are the new spec's for the next customer's mannequin.
Pan, want to playboy ?
Pan in for Beatrice. Ump.
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Kennedys are my quest...
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i watched a video from a "russian?" so he said, that showed gas prices for one area and after the conversions (if accurate) was surprised at the really high cost of the good stuff at like $1.82 a gallon!
i really wasn't expecting it to be THAT much cheaper.
THE DAY I MADE AN ASS OF MYSELF!!!LOL
I was on Highway 5 going from Seattle to SanFranzisco and I decided to
stop at one of the famous "Haltes" along Oregon's major highways to go to
the "John."
The first stall was taken so I entered the next one and as soon as I sat
down I heard a voice coming from the other stall saying: "Hi, how she
goin, getting any lately'?"
Even if I am not the type to carry a conversation in the toilets, I
don't know what came over me but I answered a little bit embarrassed:
"N0, Not as lucky as you it seems"
The other guy said: "So, what location are you going to, I am getting lots?"
Talk about a question. I was finding it a bit bizarre but I said: "I am
like you. Today I am going south.
At this time the guy in the next stall very nervously said: "Listen Jack, I'll
call you back. There is an idiot next door that answers all my
questions and I think he is trying to spy out our secret fishing holes.!
.
that was DARN funny@!
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nice avatar. i've had a few of those stamps before. pretty nifty if i do say so myself.
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Big horn, make, little bubbles.
These?
