Chuck Knoblauch and Emmitt Smith Do America

onlyanumber · January 16, 2008 6:54AM

Map updated.

sagard · January 16, 2008 7:01AM

If nobody else is going to take Chucky back to his old stomping grounds in Minneapolis, add me to the list.

bigfische · January 16, 2008 12:25PM

onlyanumber-chuck is on the way, but dont worry, i wiped the maggots off first.

MeteoriteGuy · January 19, 2008 2:58PM

I hope Chuck does not think everyone is going to treat him to fresh kill. There is only so much one gets for a ROY award.

lawnmowerman · January 19, 2008 3:00PM

<< I hope Chuck does not think everyone is going to treat him to fresh kill. There is only so much one gets for a ROY award. >>

I can't wait to see what he does next

fur72 · January 19, 2008 3:01PM

Where is he going now FLA? Its damn cold here in Iowa.

lawnmowerman · January 19, 2008 3:03PM

<< Where is he going now FLA? Its damn cold here in Iowa. >>

South Carolina

onlyanumber · January 20, 2008 11:07AM

Chuck has touched down in SC! He arrived yesterday with the rain, and will be dumped in a cold blue box tomorrow while I am enroute to Charleston. No fun for Chuck in Irmo or anywhere in SC. Sorry guys for the buzzkill, but I got some important things to attend to tomorrow/Tueday.

Chuck's envelope I received:

Chuck seems stuck though. Gonna be dropped in a plain white tonight just like this...

bigfische · January 20, 2008 11:25AM

From Iowa to SC that envelope took a little beating. I wonder if the tape will do some damage?

onlyanumber · January 20, 2008 11:36AM

sad that without even looking at the front, I had a feeling what it was...

The map is updated.

Knobby World Tour

bigfische · January 20, 2008 11:51AM

Nice job with the map, the little paragraphs are a very nice touch.

stown · January 20, 2008 11:57AM

I AM OKRA MAN!

onlyanumber · January 20, 2008 12:24PM

<< I AM OKRA MAN! >>

You can't make this schlitz up

fur72 · January 20, 2008 1:20PM

Chuck doesnt look too bad yet. But I hear there is a warrant out for Chucks arrest for deer poaching in Iowa.

rube26105 · January 20, 2008 1:32PM

ha-okra man- i like picked okra-thats good stuff

onlyanumber · January 20, 2008 1:46PM

<< Nice job with the map, the little paragraphs are a very nice touch. >>

I already have the next stops (stuyvesant NY) story planned

Elemenopeo · January 23, 2008 12:45PM

Have they checked Irmo, South Carolina? LINK

yankeeno7 · January 23, 2008 1:34PM

I just wanna get this straight before mailing...we are using plain white envelopes? I thought we were doing bubble mailers? Whichever..doesnt matter to me

Once he reaches me, I'll give Chuck a nice glow and send him off to the next destination

onlyanumber · January 23, 2008 2:11PM

<< Have they checked Irmo, South Carolina? LINK >>

Anyone else find it ironic that we have a Knobby world tour going on in the mail, and the real Chuck is missing?

bigfische · January 23, 2008 8:22PM

Its out little chuck voodoo doll.

If he gets arrested for poaching deer, then we are on to something.

yankeeno7 · January 25, 2008 10:08AM

Chuck arrived today. I havent opened to inspect him yet. I'll get to it. Then he will probably be mailed out Monday morning as it is possible that Chuck sustained either brain damage or a broken bone so I will bring him to work with me to be sure he's ok.

70chip · January 25, 2008 10:40AM

Matt,

If ole Chucky needs a stop in Maryland, i'll take him through the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel and to work with me and see what type of trouble ole Chucky can get into in a "professional" environment.....I wonder if ole Chucky can make it through a copy machine....hmmmmmmm....LMK

fur72 · January 25, 2008 10:52AM

ROFL Chuck is on the run! Hope no one gets charged with adding and abetting.

rube26105 · January 25, 2008 11:03AM

<Anyone else find it ironic that we have a Knobby world tour going on in the mail, and the real Chuck is missing?>

very,if chuck is stillmissing when he comes to me, ill take him to jail

i know my way around there

yankeeno7 · January 27, 2008 6:44PM

Well, I wanted to make Chucky glow a bit....ooops! I forgot to cover his gonads! Guess he wont be having any normal children for a little while. He also got a CAT Scan of his head to see how much larger the steroids made his head. I figure that Bonds' head would never fit in this machine.

I'll do a scan of Chucky today and get him mailed out. Matt, please send me the addy to the next recipient. He looks to still be in pretty nice shape.

bigfische · January 27, 2008 8:46PM

Nice pictures! Did Chuck have insurance or did he have to apply for title 19?

TNTonPMS · January 27, 2008 9:26PM

<< <Anyone else find it ironic that we have a Knobby world tour going on in the mail, and the real Chuck is missing?>

very,if chuck is stillmissing when he comes to me, ill take him to jail

i know my way around there

>>

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Very strange indeed . . .

I wonder if by doing this Matt has opened up some kind of secret time warp / runaway bride, magic act . .

Anyone else we can add to the list to see if the portal is still open ?

Elemenopeo · January 27, 2008 10:31PM

Ha! Excellent use of the tools available to you. Nice job.

stown · January 28, 2008 12:08AM

That's freakin' awesome, Barry.

Well played, sir.

Davemri · January 28, 2008 12:40AM

LMAO....A 16 Slice lightspeed huh?? That cracks me up....

onlyanumber · January 28, 2008 2:39AM

map is updated

Knobby World Tour '08

Karb · January 28, 2008 4:26AM

I think Chuck needs to visit this ice rock we call ND. I'm in

HighChopper · January 28, 2008 4:44AM

Send him up to Bottineau or Belcourt, ND.

Chuck'll freeze his agates off!

onlyanumber · January 28, 2008 5:02AM

Estimated 3,342 miles travelled so far for Good Ole' Chuck!

fur72 · January 28, 2008 5:09AM

nice pics lol

yankeeno7 · January 28, 2008 6:44AM

<< LMAO....A 16 Slice lightspeed huh?? That cracks me up.... >>

lawnmowerman · January 28, 2008 11:42AM

Boy, I come back from vacation to see that Chucky has gone M.I.A. I couldn't have picked a better guy for our experiment

rube26105 · January 28, 2008 11:52AM

very good choice of player, makes it all that more funny

stown · January 28, 2008 12:00PM

Yaaay!

Look who's back.

Boy, did you miss out on some high quality threads

rube26105 · January 28, 2008 12:03PM

<Boy, did you miss out on some high quality threads>

thats the thruth,some great spoof as well, babe ruth in the dumpster

yankeeno7 · January 28, 2008 11:44PM

Here's Chucky...he went out on his way to his next destination this morning! Surprisingly, he's still looking good!

zep33 · January 31, 2008 8:14AM

Well Chuck made it here to Mass in fine shape. Hope he doesn't get trampled during the Super Bowl celebration

I'll bring him in to work tomorrow to see what we can find for him to do.

Matt, send me the next address and I'll get him on his way Monday morning

here he is in his current state (removed from his holder)

It's 500x 698 - couldn't get the exact resolution without making him look awkward

lawnmowerman · January 31, 2008 8:24AM

Address sent and list has been updated to add the newbies

yankeeno7 · January 31, 2008 8:31AM

This has already amazed me. Card is still pretty darn good and just last week I mailed a psa slabbed card wrapped in extra bubble wrap inside a bubble envelope....and it arrived cracked!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *&!*%#!!!

zep33 · January 31, 2008 9:48AM

<< This has already amazed me. Card is still pretty darn good and just last week I mailed a psa slabbed card wrapped in extra bubble wrap inside a bubble envelope....and it arrived cracked!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *&!*%#!!! >>

yep, envelope showed up in perfect shape here (cool Star Wars stamp too )

kidzfund · January 31, 2008 9:55AM

If Chuck hasn't been to California, I'll take him.

Joe

bigfische · January 31, 2008 10:25AM

The shipping speed has amazed me.

eyebone · January 31, 2008 10:41AM

<< The shipping speed has amazed me. >>

Wait until he has to head north across the border...could take weeks to get him stateside again.

Eyebone

lawnmowerman · January 31, 2008 10:44AM

<< The shipping speed has amazed me. >>

The shipping is most likely normal speed but us card buyers have all been Ebayanized by slow Ebay sellers..lol

bigfische · January 31, 2008 11:07AM

<< 

<< The shipping speed has amazed me. >>

The shipping is most likely normal speed but us card buyers have all been Ebayanized by slow Ebay sellers..lol >>

good point

Chuck Knoblauch and Emmitt Smith Do America

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