The forum needs a little humor.

Cheers, RickO

@marcmoish said:

AGGGHHH!!! Eating Bumble eggs aint cool this time of year - LOL! (how many people will actually get this?)

@pocketpiececommems said:

Gas has either gone down or the car has a small tank.

Wayne

Wayne

Cheers, RickO

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”

Wayne

A Navy Chaplain and an airline pilot dies and goes to heaven and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gate.
The airline pilot is first to approach St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the pilot...
Name and profession please.
The pilot answers...
John Smith, United Airlines pilot.
St. Peter riffles through a massive book and murmurs...
John Smith...John Smith... umm... ah yes!
St. Peter clicks his fingers and a beautiful silk robe and ornate golden staff appear out of thin air.
St. Peter tells the pilot...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The pilot says...alright and takes the robe and staff and runs through the gate of heaven.
Then the Navy Chaplain approaches St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the Chaplain...
Name and profession please.
The Chaplain answers...
Dave Brown, Navy Chaplain.
St. Peter riffles through the massive book again and murmurs...
Dave...Brown...Dave...Brown...Navy Chaplain...yes.. here you are.
St. Peter snaps his fingers and a simple cotton robe and plain wooden staff appears.
St. Peter tells the Chaplain...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The Navy Chaplain pauses and chooses his words carefully and asks...
St Peter, I really don’t mean any disrespect and I trust and have faith in his ways... but why does John, an airline pilot, of all people, get a golden staff and silk robe, and I, a man who had dedicated his life to god, get a cotton robe and wooden staff?
St. Peter answers...
Oh, well you see, here in heaven, we work on a merit system and when you were preaching, people were sleeping....
...but when John was flying, people were praying!

Cheers, RickO