Funny. My 19 year old cat comes around every night for ice cream time. Made me think what is his favorite flavor? Vanilla but strawberry is a close second. 🙀
When my cousin was around 12 he loved to take things a part to see how they worked. One day he decided to look at his dads mower. He completely tore it down, but could not figure out how to put it back together. kinda like Humpty Dumpty and all the king's men. Last week My leaf blower would not start, so I went to U-tube for help. My question is, "why won't it start?"
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It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”
A Navy Chaplain and an airline pilot dies and goes to heaven and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gate.
The airline pilot is first to approach St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the pilot...
Name and profession please.
The pilot answers...
John Smith, United Airlines pilot.
St. Peter riffles through a massive book and murmurs...
John Smith...John Smith... umm... ah yes!
St. Peter clicks his fingers and a beautiful silk robe and ornate golden staff appear out of thin air.
St. Peter tells the pilot...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The pilot says...alright and takes the robe and staff and runs through the gate of heaven.
Then the Navy Chaplain approaches St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the Chaplain...
Name and profession please.
The Chaplain answers...
Dave Brown, Navy Chaplain.
St. Peter riffles through the massive book again and murmurs...
Dave...Brown...Dave...Brown...Navy Chaplain...yes.. here you are.
St. Peter snaps his fingers and a simple cotton robe and plain wooden staff appears.
St. Peter tells the Chaplain...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The Navy Chaplain pauses and chooses his words carefully and asks...
St Peter, I really don’t mean any disrespect and I trust and have faith in his ways... but why does John, an airline pilot, of all people, get a golden staff and silk robe, and I, a man who had dedicated his life to god, get a cotton robe and wooden staff?
St. Peter answers...
Oh, well you see, here in heaven, we work on a merit system and when you were preaching, people were sleeping....
...but when John was flying, people were praying!
My uncle had a farm in michigan and 1 year asked one of his sons to plant the corn. His son asked how, and my uncle said just take go around the field. When the corn up knee high my uncle noticed there were bunches of vehicles parking on the road by the corn field. He checked it out and discovered his son had literally gone around the field. The corn was planted a cinnamon roll, He had no other choice than to mow the crop down. PLANT THE CINNAMON ROLL AND THEY WILL COME
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Funny. My 19 year old cat comes around every night for ice cream time. Made me think what is his favorite flavor? Vanilla but strawberry is a close second. 🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
The Giza pyramids were built some 4500 years ago, your young!
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AND, you'll be loved!
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I've always imagined my car showing up for work without me in it.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
AGGGHHH!!! Eating Bumble eggs aint cool this time of year - LOL! (how many people will actually get this?)
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
William Penn, pickup your britches.
Buckle up ...ITS THE LAW.
What happened to the milk carton,, WANTED
Aaaaaaaa....Lucy ?
What ? I was fishing and then this bit me.
Lafayette Grading Set
Gas has either gone down or the car has a small tank.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
When my cousin was around 12 he loved to take things a part to see how they worked. One day he decided to look at his dads mower. He completely tore it down, but could not figure out how to put it back together. kinda like Humpty Dumpty and all the king's men. Last week My leaf blower would not start, so I went to U-tube for help. My question is, "why won't it start?"
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Cheers, RickO
I thought you were getting ready to do a crackout from a very tough slab but no hammer 🔨 🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
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Taunting ?
Meet The Press sure takes on a whole new understanding.
IT DOESENT WORK LIKE THAT, dingbat !
I need a pen STAT !
FUNNY nurse ! Autographs ?
HUSH !!!
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”
The in-laws have Chihuahuas not Basenji‘s.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A Navy Chaplain and an airline pilot dies and goes to heaven and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gate.
The airline pilot is first to approach St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the pilot...
Name and profession please.
The pilot answers...
John Smith, United Airlines pilot.
St. Peter riffles through a massive book and murmurs...
John Smith...John Smith... umm... ah yes!
St. Peter clicks his fingers and a beautiful silk robe and ornate golden staff appear out of thin air.
St. Peter tells the pilot...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The pilot says...alright and takes the robe and staff and runs through the gate of heaven.
Then the Navy Chaplain approaches St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the Chaplain...
Name and profession please.
The Chaplain answers...
Dave Brown, Navy Chaplain.
St. Peter riffles through the massive book again and murmurs...
Dave...Brown...Dave...Brown...Navy Chaplain...yes.. here you are.
St. Peter snaps his fingers and a simple cotton robe and plain wooden staff appears.
St. Peter tells the Chaplain...
Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!
The Navy Chaplain pauses and chooses his words carefully and asks...
St Peter, I really don’t mean any disrespect and I trust and have faith in his ways... but why does John, an airline pilot, of all people, get a golden staff and silk robe, and I, a man who had dedicated his life to god, get a cotton robe and wooden staff?
St. Peter answers...
Oh, well you see, here in heaven, we work on a merit system and when you were preaching, people were sleeping....
...but when John was flying, people were praying!
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
My uncle had a farm in michigan and 1 year asked one of his sons to plant the corn. His son asked how, and my uncle said just take go around the field. When the corn up knee high my uncle noticed there were bunches of vehicles parking on the road by the corn field. He checked it out and discovered his son had literally gone around the field. The corn was planted a cinnamon roll, He had no other choice than to mow the crop down. PLANT THE CINNAMON ROLL AND THEY WILL COME
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
This did happen.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
But was it "loaded"?
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