The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
My dad always had a huge garden when i was growing up. At the end of the summer we all helped dad clean up the dead plants and pile them into a pile. On Saturday night we would have a bonn fire. We just couldn't get the pile to burn, so I said wait a minute and ran to the garage. I came out with a quart jar of gas and just threw it on the smoldering embers. The next thing that happened was a DIY SONIC BOOM. Dad and every one else in the neighborhood ran outside for some reason. Dad looked at me and shook his head. I had all the hair singed all over my exposed body (arms and even my eyebrows). I didn't get a wopen as dad figured it was all ready self inflicted. I was no longer allowed to even look at the gas can from that day on.
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One Thanksgiving day our family went to my dad's sister's farm for thanksgiving day lunch. While waiting for the meal to be done my 2 brothers and I went walking around the farm. It was a cold snowy day and I had to go #1 really bad. My brothers dared me to use the fence as a target and they said that our uncle had turned off the electric fence. So trusting my brothers I aimed and fired. I let out a yell as it felt like a bolt of lightning had just hit my zipper. It was a long sore walk back to the farm house and I really didn't trust my brothers for a long time after that. Hopefully lightning will not strike twice in the same place.
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[ My brothers dared me to use the fence as a target and they said that our uncle had turned off the electric fence. So trusting my brothers I aimed and fired.]
Reminds me of this GIF..........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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What am I missing? The guy on the side of the deck, or the guy standing up before take-off?
I just saw this movie on our Caribbean Cruise.
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Bottom left of the wing.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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There's a toilet hanging from the wing.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
I looked 3 times didn’t see it. A toilet 😂
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I didn't see it right away so you aren't alone.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
When you spend money at the coin show....
https://youtu.be/GyJNEZPm-pQ
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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My dad always had a huge garden when i was growing up. At the end of the summer we all helped dad clean up the dead plants and pile them into a pile. On Saturday night we would have a bonn fire. We just couldn't get the pile to burn, so I said wait a minute and ran to the garage. I came out with a quart jar of gas and just threw it on the smoldering embers. The next thing that happened was a DIY SONIC BOOM. Dad and every one else in the neighborhood ran outside for some reason. Dad looked at me and shook his head. I had all the hair singed all over my exposed body (arms and even my eyebrows). I didn't get a wopen as dad figured it was all ready self inflicted. I was no longer allowed to even look at the gas can from that day on.
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As well as a severe grammar deficiency.
Smitten with DBLCs.
Me if have my$400 plus $350 from them. I put on a much better show complete with shame portion 🙀😈
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Lunch Anyone ......
That’s really disturbing 😂
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
peacockcoins
Cheers, RickO
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Got it. Thanks! The devil’s in the details.
One Thanksgiving day our family went to my dad's sister's farm for thanksgiving day lunch. While waiting for the meal to be done my 2 brothers and I went walking around the farm. It was a cold snowy day and I had to go #1 really bad. My brothers dared me to use the fence as a target and they said that our uncle had turned off the electric fence. So trusting my brothers I aimed and fired. I let out a yell as it felt like a bolt of lightning had just hit my zipper. It was a long sore walk back to the farm house and I really didn't trust my brothers for a long time after that. Hopefully lightning will not strike twice in the same place.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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[ My brothers dared me to use the fence as a target and they said that our uncle had turned off the electric fence. So trusting my brothers I aimed and fired.]
Reminds me of this GIF..........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"