Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Ken would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,
'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Ken replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
#LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
relevant, yet funny, anagrams
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
A gentleman = Elegant man
Funeral = Real fun
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
debit card = bad credit
@Cranium_Basher73 said:
Even if you're up to no good, be aware of your surroundings.
Looks like he got his Cranium Bashed.
It's called "street justice".
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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Cheers, RickO
Kinda explains the events of the past 2 years...
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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TKY DAY WISH .
I must be tripping without my...? HEY, Gobble, Gobble.
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Dormitory = Dirty room
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School master = The classroom
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Ken would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,
'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Ken replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
Cheers, RickO
That "18-year-old" could pass for 40.
Smitten with DBLCs.
relevant, yet funny, anagrams
Listen = Silent
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ok. this one made me laugh several times but go into it, if you do, knowing, it is either love-it or hate-it.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
My Wife Had An Accident Driving Home From The Grocery School
Wayne
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relevant, yet funny, anagrams
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
A gentleman = Elegant man
Funeral = Real fun
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
debit card = bad credit
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I'm not so sure if anyone out of immediate NYC area will get this gem.
Even if you're up to no good, be aware of your surroundings.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Looks like he got his Cranium Bashed.
It's called "street justice".
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I'm not so sure if anyone out of immediate NYC area will get this gem
We have Whole Foods stores here in California.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
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Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.
Heck we even got Whole Foods in Colorady 🤠
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶