When i was in the 5th grade my school was voting for patrol boy officers (crossing guards) and my friend in the 6th grade said I was a shoo-in for Lieutenant. I really felt sorry for my opponent losing REALLY BAD that I figured I would give him my vote, seeing as how I was going to win by a landslide (My buddy in the 6th grade was the 1st election pollster).
The votes were counted and I lost by 1 vote. NO, my name is not Al Gore and I was the real founder of "EVERY VOTE COUNTS".
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Sounds like too much screwing around - Try this: - Kiss wife goodbye when she goes to her mother's house and say "I wish I could come with you but my hip is hurting so bad today" - watch her pull out of the driveway and head off down the road then start laughing and dancing with the dog as now we are "Home Alone" to peace and quiet all afternoon long!!!!!! Watching football and eating junkfood all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
If elves have 8 fingers, how many toes do they have ?
That's a gimme..
Elves don't have fingers, they have tools powered by humility.
So,, what did your P.O. say.
LOL
I really don't care to peep. that just fell in my lap when I read that.
look very close Boston yule scream.
There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a counter next to the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh! Can't you see I'm still winning?"
When I served on the aircraft carrier USS Ranger, we had a crewmate that just never seemed to get to the ship's store when it was open. So he decided to get in line before the ship's store store opened. Then murphy's law hit him. He just had to go #2, but couldn't hold it. So he decided to blouse his pants ( he tucked his pants legs into his socks) and continued to stay in line until the store opened. Shortly after he did his job in his pant legs and socks, the ship's store opened and he was the only customer that entered. It was later said that he was able to purchase everything he needed because the ship's store clerk donned his gas mask. He was probably the 1st real Captain Underpants known to mankind.
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When i was in the 5th grade my school was voting for patrol boy officers (crossing guards) and my friend in the 6th grade said I was a shoo-in for Lieutenant. I really felt sorry for my opponent losing REALLY BAD that I figured I would give him my vote, seeing as how I was going to win by a landslide (My buddy in the 6th grade was the 1st election pollster).
The votes were counted and I lost by 1 vote. NO, my name is not Al Gore and I was the real founder of "EVERY VOTE COUNTS".
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Because everything sounds like a home invasion when you're in the shower.
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Sounds like too much screwing around - Try this: - Kiss wife goodbye when she goes to her mother's house and say "I wish I could come with you but my hip is hurting so bad today" - watch her pull out of the driveway and head off down the road then start laughing and dancing with the dog as now we are "Home Alone" to peace and quiet all afternoon long!!!!!! Watching football and eating junkfood all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
The Galloping Gourmet and someone named Brandy was good TV and I learned how to cook also.
Was Superman introduced to us when twisties enabled us to bend steel with our bare hands ?
That's a gimme..
Elves don't have fingers, they have tools powered by humility.
So,, what did your P.O. say.
LOL
I really don't care to peep. that just fell in my lap when I read that.
look very close Boston yule scream.
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There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a counter next to the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh! Can't you see I'm still winning?"
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
When I served on the aircraft carrier USS Ranger, we had a crewmate that just never seemed to get to the ship's store when it was open. So he decided to get in line before the ship's store store opened. Then murphy's law hit him. He just had to go #2, but couldn't hold it. So he decided to blouse his pants ( he tucked his pants legs into his socks) and continued to stay in line until the store opened. Shortly after he did his job in his pant legs and socks, the ship's store opened and he was the only customer that entered. It was later said that he was able to purchase everything he needed because the ship's store clerk donned his gas mask. He was probably the 1st real Captain Underpants known to mankind.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
I made a bet with my dog who can invite the most friends over for dinner - he won! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
A....She's a photo in my window.
Model T windows ?
Many and Moe said show Jackelin, (womens lib ya know)
The PH value of rain falling into a certain Degree turns ice cold. Does this mean I have a PHD in physics ?
Don't be jealous Morris it's called a muff. Go play with Puff.
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Kennedys are my quest...
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Feel old?
The Beatles split 52 yrs ago.
The movie Wizard of Oz is 82 yrs old.
Elvis has been dead 44 yrs. He’d be 86 today.
Michael Jackson’s Thriller video is 38 yrs old.