The forum needs a little humor.

Wayne

Wayne

Wayne

Wayne

Cheers, RickO

I was walking past a clothes shop and saw a beautiful dress in the shop window.
I went in and asked the shop assistant, “Hi, can I please try on the dress in the shop window?”
“Of course,” nodded the shop assistant, “but you know we also have changing rooms, right?”

I had a little problem at Wal-Mart yesterday.
Apparently when the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me," she was talking about my debit card.

Cheers, RickO

A woman accompanied her husband to his Doctor’s appointment.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said.........
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
The doctor went on to say......
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the man asked his wife.......
"What did the doctor say to you?"
The wife replied.......
"He said you're going to die."

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO