A man was at a bar one night and saw a beautiful redhead sitting in the booth opposite him. After about 5 minutes, he got up the guts to go talk to her. Just as he sat down, she sneezed and her glass eye flew out from her socket.
On reflex, the guy shot out his arm and caught her eye and gave it back to her. They started talking and the redhead invited the man to go to a movie with her, then go back to her place for a nightcap. In the morning, she cooked him a big breakfast of bacon and eggs and the man said, "Why are you being incredibly nice to me? Is this the way you treat all men who start talking to you?"
The redhead replied, "No, you just happened to catch my eye!"
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You may never pass them if there is a brockage.
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Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, why not find a girl who's just like your mother?" A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred sighed, "My father doesn't like her."
John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?" Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before. "Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips." When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser. His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.” A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her ....John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time."
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August".
I wonder about this too.
Yesterday I was at a chain hardware store getting taken care of by the manager.
One of the employees asked the mgr something and he patiently said "Not right now. That needs to be done at 6:30."
The employee just stood there and looked lost.
The manager said "Was there something else you needed ?"
"Well, my phone is broken."
"I'm sorry but I am with a customer right now."
"But I don't know what time it is."
Mgr points to huge clock on wall.
"I can't read those things. And I told you my phone is broken."
Mgr and I exchange quick befuddled look.
Employee continues on : "I don't know. What hand is the TV hand?"
Mgr tells employee who is still looking at the clock with eyebrows furrowed and in deep thought : "The bigger one. The little one is the radio hand."
Then the employee finally walked off, still confused.
The manager was shaking his head and apologized for the constant interruptions by his employee.
I said that it was OK but he was wrong. Everyone should know that the little hand is the TV hand.
I still can't wrap my head around the "TV hand" remark.
WTF???????
I wonder about this too.
Yesterday I was at a chain hardware store getting taken care of by the manager.
One of the employees asked the mgr something and he patiently said "Not right now. That needs to be done at 6:30."
The employee just stood there and looked lost.
The manager said "Was there something else you needed ?"
"Well, my phone is broken."
"I'm sorry but I am with a customer right now."
"But I don't know what time it is."
Mgr points to huge clock on wall.
"I can't read those things. And I told you my phone is broken."
Mgr and I exchange quick befuddled look.
Employee continues on : "I don't know. What hand is the TV hand?"
Mgr tells employee who is still looking at the clock with eyebrows furrowed and in deep thought : "The bigger one. The little one is the radio hand."
Then the employee finally walked off, still confused.
The manager was shaking his head and apologized for the constant interruptions by his employee.
I said that it was OK but he was wrong. Everyone should know that the little hand is the TV hand.
I still can't wrap my head around the "TV hand" remark.
WTF???????
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LOL! - OK - but the face you make when you pass the coinage -
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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A man was at a bar one night and saw a beautiful redhead sitting in the booth opposite him. After about 5 minutes, he got up the guts to go talk to her. Just as he sat down, she sneezed and her glass eye flew out from her socket.
On reflex, the guy shot out his arm and caught her eye and gave it back to her. They started talking and the redhead invited the man to go to a movie with her, then go back to her place for a nightcap. In the morning, she cooked him a big breakfast of bacon and eggs and the man said, "Why are you being incredibly nice to me? Is this the way you treat all men who start talking to you?"
The redhead replied, "No, you just happened to catch my eye!"
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Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, why not find a girl who's just like your mother?" A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred sighed, "My father doesn't like her."
John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?" Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before. "Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips." When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser. His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.” A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her ....John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time."
I'm applying for the emoji opening. "Oh no",
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That goes for collecting coins too....
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After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August".
Cheers, RickO
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I wonder about this too.
Yesterday I was at a chain hardware store getting taken care of by the manager.
One of the employees asked the mgr something and he patiently said "Not right now. That needs to be done at 6:30."
The employee just stood there and looked lost.
The manager said "Was there something else you needed ?"
"Well, my phone is broken."
"I'm sorry but I am with a customer right now."
"But I don't know what time it is."
Mgr points to huge clock on wall.
"I can't read those things. And I told you my phone is broken."
Mgr and I exchange quick befuddled look.
Employee continues on : "I don't know. What hand is the TV hand?"
Mgr tells employee who is still looking at the clock with eyebrows furrowed and in deep thought : "The bigger one. The little one is the radio hand."
Then the employee finally walked off, still confused.
The manager was shaking his head and apologized for the constant interruptions by his employee.
I said that it was OK but he was wrong. Everyone should know that the little hand is the TV hand.
I still can't wrap my head around the "TV hand" remark.
WTF???????
Uhhhh, what is a TV hand? You mean the hour hand right?
I am guessing that is what he meant. But who knows????
This happened yesterday and I'm still chuckling/shaking my head about it.....
Sounds like someone needs a new employee.
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