An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day."
"And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly.
"No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt."
I was walking past a clothes shop and saw a beautiful dress in the shop window.
I went in and asked the shop assistant, “Hi, can I please try on the dress in the shop window?”
“Of course,” nodded the shop assistant, “but you know we also have changing rooms, right?”
A woman accompanied her husband to his Doctor’s appointment.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said.........
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
The doctor went on to say......
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the man asked his wife.......
"What did the doctor say to you?"
The wife replied.......
"He said you're going to die."
“Now let me get this straight “. Your saying you’ve lost track of all the different problems with the Morgan and Peace dollar release “
“I’m going to need re-enforcement “
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An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day."
"And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly.
"No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt."
Cheers, RickO
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Yes, I have a cold.
Jesus, AND you have a cold?!
I was walking past a clothes shop and saw a beautiful dress in the shop window.
I went in and asked the shop assistant, “Hi, can I please try on the dress in the shop window?”
“Of course,” nodded the shop assistant, “but you know we also have changing rooms, right?”
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Apparently when the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me," she was talking about my debit card.
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A woman accompanied her husband to his Doctor’s appointment.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said.........
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
The doctor went on to say......
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the man asked his wife.......
"What did the doctor say to you?"
The wife replied.......
"He said you're going to die."
Cheers, RickO
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“Now let me get this straight “. Your saying you’ve lost track of all the different problems with the Morgan and Peace dollar release “
“I’m going to need re-enforcement “
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Another Fun Fact From My Wife
From the news:
Disneyland guests trapped on "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
I've timed it: From my house to the neighborhood bar is a 5 minutes walk.
But from the bar home is a 35 minute walk. The difference is staggering!
Those philosophers who ponder whether the glass is half full or half empty
should consider that the glass can always be refilled.
There's a new GPS device for seniors: Not only does it tell you how to get
to your destination, it also reminds you why you were going there.
If I had known it was going to be months until I would be eating in a
restaurant again I would have ordered dessert.
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Another One Of My Wife's Fun Facts For The Ladies
#4 I don't see any sausage!
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