Reintarnation - re/in/tärˈnāSHən/ verb. Dying and coming back as a hillbilly
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Don’t worry about it being a repost. Just because it bothers one person here shouldn’t make you worry about it.
It seems as though we have a “Repost” investigator here😂. This thread has long legs so I would expect a couple of repost. Who the hell is going to go back and check anyways?
Just let it rip.
JMO
The bitterness of "Poor Quality" is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
@USMC said: My Wife Went To A New Asian Nail Salon Today - This Is How She Came Home
I don't get it.
His wife now has six fingers.
And that's funny why?
Because she only had 5 fingers when she left the house.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
The Boston University Bridge is the location of a globally-unique phenomenon
.
The Boston University Bridge’s claim to fame is that it’s the only place anywhere in the world where a boat can sail under a train going under a vehicle driving under an airplane.
@1630Boston said:
The Boston University Bridge is the location of a globally-unique phenomenon
.
The Boston University Bridge’s claim to fame is that it’s the only place anywhere in the world where a boat can sail under a train going under a vehicle driving under an airplane.
Throw in one of those personal-use submarines and really stack ‘em up!
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After a dramatic pause and precisely six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time:
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director." She answered.
"Interesting." The newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go........
Many years ago an elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
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Hey Sis,
Can you bring my robe I'm go straight to work from here....I told you to dump him, and then what happened...
Miss ?
That's my mom, Her name is stat.
My name is Stat2
@marcmoish
You forgot:
Reintarnation - re/in/tärˈnāSHən/ verb. Dying and coming back as a hillbilly
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
How many will get this one?
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Something familiar. . .
peacockcoins
That is just great!
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Hopefully not a repost.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A new fad emerges among billionaires - Space!
"A big yacht doesn't do it for me any more, you have to go into space!"
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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And his cat 🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Don’t worry about it being a repost. Just because it bothers one person here shouldn’t make you worry about it.
It seems as though we have a “Repost” investigator here😂. This thread has long legs so I would expect a couple of repost. Who the hell is going to go back and check anyways?
Just let it rip.
JMO
Cause it’s a quiz. The correct answer is no 5 fingers and a thumb😉
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Because she only had 5 fingers when she left the house.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Well 4 fingers and a thumb 🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
I still don't get it...
Smitten with DBLCs.
Pete
I’ll help. This here is the humor thread. We are being goofy. It’s one of those Kinda silly 🙃
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Hopefully not a repost.
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The Boston University Bridge is the location of a globally-unique phenomenon
.
The Boston University Bridge’s claim to fame is that it’s the only place anywhere in the world where a boat can sail under a train going under a vehicle driving under an airplane.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
There is a town in France that due to years of inbreeding the residents all have extra fingers.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Throw in one of those personal-use submarines and really stack ‘em up!
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After a dramatic pause and precisely six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
Cheers, RickO
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
An insult to colonoscopy prep.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time:
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director." She answered.
"Interesting." The newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go........
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Beer Delivery To The Troops
I think we can do better than Old Style!
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
This Squirrel Had A Bad Day Trying to Get To The Bird Feeder
I guess their serious 😂😂 I’m not sure if it’s my cup of tea
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Look what I found. Myaperegot it over there.
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Many years ago an elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date