I love my red book. The job of updating and such must be hard. Here’s some redbook humor presented with respect to said difficulty 😂
I’m looking for a 2020 “Pride of two nations “
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Four retired guys were playing their weekly game of golf.
One of them remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said......
“Let’s do it! We’ll make it a Priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first man says.......
“Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a big diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”
The second guy said......
“My wife is at home planning our cruise that I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says......
“Well my wife is at home admiring her new car , reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.
“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas!
It’s a great morning for either sex or golf”
And she said.................
“Take a sweater”
@emeraldATV said:
JAWS... is all can think of (PG)
In case coinnut and habaraca missed it.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
In a nuclear explosion that wipes out the world of most people, the only thing that will be left are cockroaches and (insert your favorite person or persons).
@bearcave said:
In a nuclear explosion that wipes out the world of most people, the only thing that will be left are cockroaches and (insert your favorite person or persons).
Only thing left will be cockroaches and spammers selling car warranties
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If I had known it was going to be months until I would be eating in a
restaurant again I would have ordered dessert.
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I love my red book. The job of updating and such must be hard. Here’s some redbook humor presented with respect to said difficulty 😂
I’m looking for a 2020 “Pride of two nations “
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
Cheers, RickO
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Husband looks at his wife in surprise, "Wow darling, you look all different and nice today! Is that a new hairdo?"
The wife hisses from behind him, "I’m over here, Arnold!"
Automatic weapons, huh.
No. Those are semi-automatic pistols.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Half of you.
Or maybe none of him?
Luke ? It's just a turkey drop, no drama please.
It worked...GPS anyone ?
Were gonna need a bigger kettle.
Nice Lance 🙀
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Never saw the humor in these posts. Tiresome
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Stop re-posting them and block him like I did. I only see his garbage when it get's re-posted by someone else.
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Four retired guys were playing their weekly game of golf.
One of them remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said......
“Let’s do it! We’ll make it a Priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first man says.......
“Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a big diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”
The second guy said......
“My wife is at home planning our cruise that I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says......
“Well my wife is at home admiring her new car , reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.
“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas!
It’s a great morning for either sex or golf”
And she said.................
“Take a sweater”
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
have the OP blocked so I don't have to see guess I have to block you too since you want to repost his #@#%.
Thanks there NUT
Cheers, RickO
JAWS... is all can think of (PG)
In case coinnut and habaraca missed it.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Thanks PerryHall! I have blocked him.
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
In a nuclear explosion that wipes out the world of most people, the only thing that will be left are cockroaches and (insert your favorite person or persons).
Only thing left will be cockroaches and spammers selling car warranties
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yeppers some folks are just that hateful......
time to block another #@!#$
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Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...