The forum needs a little humor.

ricko · May 29, 2021 3:45PM

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband..”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Cheers, RickO

Steven59 · May 29, 2021 4:26PM

Steven59 · May 29, 2021 4:28PM

QE Guy · May 29, 2021 6:46PM

Bruce7789 · May 29, 2021 11:05PM

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

I often wonder if women wearing the tight legged pants of today's fashion realize how big it makes their butt look!

QE Guy · May 29, 2021 11:17PM

emeraldATV · May 30, 2021 2:24AM

Damm, the boat is moving very fast, so, if I jump from the upper deck down to the lower deck is the boat going to pass through my jump and make me look like a fool ?

No Headlights · May 30, 2021 7:12AM

@Rollerman said:
Two city slickers decide they were going to go bear hunting.
They arranged for a cabin in the deep woods. Joe was to cook breakfast and Zeke was going to go out and scout around for a bear...but when he found one, it charged at him and he forgot to load his rifle and dropped it and ran for the cabin. As he tried to run up the step to the door, he fell and the bear ran right by him and broke through the door and in to the cabin!
Zeke jumped up and closed the door and hollered, "Here's one Joe, dress him out, I'm going after another."

Classic line from the movie Jeremiah Johnson, starring Robert Redford. Great flick.

WAYNEAS · May 30, 2021 7:26AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · May 30, 2021 7:34AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · May 30, 2021 7:36AM

Wayne

marcmoish · May 30, 2021 7:38AM

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back. now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started.

jedm · May 30, 2021 8:32AM

@Bruce7789 said:

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

I often wonder if women wearing the tight legged pants of today's fashion realize how big it makes their butt look!

I sure hope the fashion does not go out of style!

HenryO · May 30, 2021 8:54AM

@hammer1 said:

That should get the Darwin Award. He didn't need to reproduce.....

Steven59 · May 30, 2021 10:39AM

SkyMan · May 30, 2021 12:23PM

pocketpiececommems · May 30, 2021 12:35PM

@QE Guy said:

So that’s how COVID-19 got started 🙈🙈

pocketpiececommems · May 30, 2021 12:35PM

@QE Guy said:

So that’s how COVID-19 got started 🙈🙈

pocketpiececommems · May 30, 2021 12:35PM

@QE Guy said:

So that’s how COVID-19 got started 🙈🙈

DNADave · May 30, 2021 3:24PM

marcmoish · May 30, 2021 6:35PM

WAYNEAS · May 31, 2021 7:48AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · May 31, 2021 7:49AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · May 31, 2021 7:53AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · May 31, 2021 7:54AM

Wayne

SkyMan · May 31, 2021 9:29AM

ricko · May 31, 2021 9:59AM

Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...

Cheers, RickO

ricko · May 31, 2021 10:02AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · May 31, 2021 10:03AM

Cheers, RickO

Steven59 · May 31, 2021 10:12AM

ricko · May 31, 2021 10:58AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · May 31, 2021 11:02AM

Cheers, RickO

WillieBoyd2 · May 31, 2021 11:57AM

Baby Archie said his first word.
It was "Mother".
Then he said his second word.

PerryHall · May 31, 2021 1:40PM

@WillieBoyd2 said:
Baby Archie said his first word.
It was "Mother".
Then he said his second word.

Father???

USMarine6 · May 31, 2021 3:20PM

Starts with an F

ifthevamzarockin · May 31, 2021 5:40PM

ifthevamzarockin · May 31, 2021 5:44PM

WAYNEAS · June 1, 2021 6:56AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · June 1, 2021 7:01AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · June 1, 2021 7:06AM

Wayne

habaraca · June 1, 2021 8:23AM

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Being short, like many elderly woman are, neither of them could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The top light was red, but they just drove straight on through it.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, and this time the light was red again, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting really nervous now, and decided to pay very close attention to the road and sat up straighter to see what was going on
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they sailed right on through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred, did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us.”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh Shit, am I driving?

hammer1 · June 1, 2021 9:57AM

The Larry Bird tomato

SkyMan · June 1, 2021 10:02AM

ricko · June 1, 2021 10:40AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 1, 2021 10:46AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 1, 2021 10:47AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 1, 2021 10:50AM

Cheers, RickO

Steven59 · June 1, 2021 11:58AM

hammer1 · June 1, 2021 12:15PM

Smudge · June 1, 2021 12:51PM

@hammer1 said:

File that one under bad ideas or decisions.

The forum needs a little humor.

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