My grandfather was like that.
He also would remove the rearview mirror from his cars (probably against the law??)
He said he wasn't worried about where he'd already been, lol
Oh, he was quite a character.
And he taught me quite a lot.....
He was quite a baseball player and when I was in high school and pitching, he was basically my pitching coach.
He told me to ignore what I was being told by my coach and listen to him instead, lol
He wouldn't let us call him grandpa or gramps or anything like that.
His name was Jack and we called him Jack.
RIP, Jack
There was this blonde city-girl who was out driving and
found herself in a rural area.
She noted a farm animal standing next to a farmer and
stopped the car to ask the farmer a question.
“Sir,” she inquired, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in
a patient tone:
“Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw.
Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’
a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in,
and that stops ’em cold.
Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.
“But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am,
is ’cause it’s a horse.”
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?”
“No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called her husband. “Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and… and… I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”
“Well, obviously!” he replied.
“What do you mean?”
“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued. “You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”
“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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My grandfather was like that.
He also would remove the rearview mirror from his cars (probably against the law??)
He said he wasn't worried about where he'd already been, lol
@mannie gray "He said he wasn't worried about where he'd already been"
Sounds like a wise man.
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Oh, he was quite a character.
And he taught me quite a lot.....
He was quite a baseball player and when I was in high school and pitching, he was basically my pitching coach.
He told me to ignore what I was being told by my coach and listen to him instead, lol
He wouldn't let us call him grandpa or gramps or anything like that.
His name was Jack and we called him Jack.
RIP, Jack
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Literal lol!
peacockcoins
Hey look what I caught on my fishing trip today!!!
Please tell me what bait you were using........
I think a few $100 bills on the end. Those usually catch them.
Hey, Yo ?
Be safe this summer.
It's up to you.
Without the green sticker those are out of season.
I don't like pancakes with syrup.
Hey Red,
We have a new addition at the house. Thanks for the shrimp.
"Who's the horse, Rock"
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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There was this blonde city-girl who was out driving and
found herself in a rural area.
She noted a farm animal standing next to a farmer and
stopped the car to ask the farmer a question.
“Sir,” she inquired, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in
a patient tone:
“Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw.
Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’
a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in,
and that stops ’em cold.
Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.
“But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am,
is ’cause it’s a horse.”
Cheers, RickO
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?”
“No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called her husband. “Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and… and… I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”
“Well, obviously!” he replied.
“What do you mean?”
“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued. “You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”
“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”
Cheers, RickO
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Pete
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Pick a Color ?
I'm not falling for that again !
Coins never age.
Only the images.
Who let this moron in ?
🤔
Intelligence is like underwear.
It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date